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You've got red on you.

[herzogandpuppehs]

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[redwoodsin]

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[fantasyartfinds]

Art by  JoeyJazz

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[redwoodsin]

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

[unflaggingfervor]

Assimi-latte

[sexemulators]

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Unknown (via quotethatword)

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[violet-vertebrae]

I would buy the shit out of this if it was short poems composed into a book.

[ka-waltz]

good news! it is

[unwakeable]

[tasteforthetasteless]

Something wicked this way comes…

[unflaggingfervor]

Hunt

Look fond on me like a fawn

I’m frozen in clovers

Run on Acteon

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Dawn will reunite lovers

Moonlight eclipses us

Night belongs to the rovers

[wombatattack-deactivated2017021]

[nevver]

What we’re reading, Johan Deckmann

[demented-sheep-deactivated20141]

[capnchunch-deactivated20120208]

i think i would try a lot harder in life if there were levels and experience points

[relateforteens]

[matrixagent-deactivated20250222]