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camilicy

Snoot ✨🐶

gaynfl-moved

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

gaynfl-moved

heard three people say "amen" in response

plaidos

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

amsonia-najma

"Kill them with kindness "WRONG! BIRD ATTACK 🕊️🕊️🦅🦅🦆🦆🦜🦜🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🦢🦢🦢🦢🐓🐓🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

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kidzbopdeathgrips

he's normal now btw

aflo

all grown up and still only has 25 cents... should've invested

the-haiku-bot

all grown up and still

only has 25 cents…

should’ve invested

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

victusinveritas

Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.

Circa 1640, sketch

British Museum, London

carpe-mamilia

There’s a drawing by Rembrandt, I think it’s the greatest drawing ever done. It’s in the British Museum and it’s of a family teaching a child to walk, so it’s a universal thing, everybody has experienced this or seen it happen. Everybody. I used to print out Rembrandt drawings big and give them to people and say: “If you find a better drawing send it to me. But if you find a better one it will be by Goya or Michelangelo perhaps.” But I don’t think there is one actually. It’s a magnificent drawing, magnificent.

(David Hockney)

coleopterabyte

Part of the reason I'm so adamant about encouraging people to get comfortable with bugs, my own interests aside, is because we cannot have a bright, solarpunk future without them.

A green future is not a bugless future. It is, in fact, a fairly bugful future. If you care about ecological stability, then you need to start with bugs, because they're the most at risk with our current use of pesticides.

chillyfeetsteak

skeezels

Chalk is squids road.

communismlives

elodieunderglass

I think about squids road all the time

ukulelekatie

“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

making-friendos

What is a horse? Nobody knows

talesfromtreatment

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

wimpud

please, my dog, he is sick

talesfromtreatment

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

awaggaa

the44th

Please, my dog, he is very sick.

homunculus-argument

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

homunculus-argument

@gem-is-still-bored I was so inspired by this comment that I had to make a grunge poster about it:

photo source

dollsahoy

I bought my copy of The Joy of Cooking in the late 90s--it was a new print at the time, but the latest copyright in it is 1975, so it has a noticeable amount of old culture holdovers.

and...just...

jollyfurydragonballer

hatesaltrat

I’m fuckin howling at this!

“Ooh, another one is gone”

The funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

hatesaltrat

I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.

otakuvampyre

That poor guy. Must've been quite the shock. 🤣 I hope he got his bike back eventually. And didn't drown.

cargopantsman

the Danish "Ej, shit.... okay" video has a sibling!

nonlinear-nonsubjective

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.