Send one to see how my Muse responds OR send me “(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)” and I’ll GENERATE a number that My Muse will say to Yours. [1-148]
“Proof enough for you, Mr./Mrs./Miss ____? Or should I say… Mr./Mrs./Miss Did It!”
“Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!”
“This is no laughing matter! You did pass the bar didn’t you?”
“I think I feel a migraine coming on…”
“I wasn’t dumped! She/he/they just wasn’t taking my phone calls. Or seeing me… Ever.”
“If you wish to hang yourself, ____, you’re welcome to, but not inside my ____.”
“Please, ____… Is “Huh” the best response you can muster up?“
“We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!”
“Um… didn’t they all die?”
“Y-Yes, ____. I’m, um, a little nervous.”
“____, given the circumstances… I think we should have a test to ascertain your readiness.”
“This is no laughing matter. You did pass the bar didn’t you?”
“Sorry, I couldn’t hear your answer. I’ll ask you again.”
“Oh, right! Wasn’t she/he/they, um, poisoned by, er… poison?”
“You went to the victim’s apartment on the day of the murder, did you not?”
“Well, did you, or did you not?”
“Heh? Heh heh. Well, maybe I did, and maybe I didn’t!”
“Ngh… grrrah! Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!”
“Don’t worry ‘bout me! I’ll be dead and gone soon!”
“Good! Wait, no! I mean… Bad! Bad bad bad!”
“My heart goes out to you, ____. Not.”
“The sky is blue, and so am I…”
“Alright! I’ve got nothing to lose! Except for… well, everything!”
“Why do I always feel like it’s the end of the world and I’m the last man standing?”
“Wasn’t it you who told me "proof is everything”? Well, I was listening. And now I’ll show you the “proof” you like so much!“
"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, ____.”
“I object! That was… objectionable!”
“Upstart..! Amateur..! These accusations… are ludicrous!”
“The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out.”
“There’s no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent!”
“All that I can hope to do is get every ____ declared "guilty”!“
"Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage!”
“…Your name! What’s your name?”
“I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by.”
“My motto is: "Don’t worry, be happy!” “
”(The) ____… (the) ____… To me they are mere toys. Playthings for my amusement!“
"What’s wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! There’s my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth.”
“I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!”
“I like a man with a big… vocabulary.”
“What is it you little shrimp!”
“You stinking ____! I hope you die!”
“Bottom-feeding, scum-sucking ____!”
“ "Ah… the days of my youth… like the scent of fresh lemon…” you see.“
"Despite his/her/their name, ____ has the blackest reputation of any man/woman/person in this country.”
“Now, ____. I believe I’ll take what’s mine. The papers.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t give you what I don’t have.”
“____, you are a poor liar. Why I see it over there.”
“You forget, ____? There is nothing I don’t know in my job.”
“Anyway, get the name right. And don’t go calling me ”____“…”
“If that wasn’t the most over-the-top clearing of the throat I’ve ever heard!”
“No "but”-ing your way out of this one, ____!“
”____, I think it’s high time you went shopping for a better excuse…?“
"Oh? Excuses not on sale today?”
“____, look at (the) ____’s face? Does she/he/they seem amused to you!?”
“Hah! I’d like to see her/him/them pull THAT off!
”____, I saw that evil, evil grin! You were probably thinking “I’d like to see her pull THAT off,” weren’t you!“
"Please, you’re scaring the security guard.”
“For starters, how did you get to be so totally whacked!?”
“Hey guess what? Actually, I really hate your guts. So get lost because, well I’m not co-operating.”
“He and I are of the same ilk. We both carry the scent of… danger.”
“There we are in total agreement, Psycho ____.”
“That does it. When this is done I’m shaving my head.”
“Yes! Man, that felt good! It’s great to be alive!”
“Why are you pumping your fists in the air?”
“No, my feeble friend. A "mere” ____. Worth nothing. Zilch. Zippo. Nada!“
"But you and ____ are lovers, aren’t you!”
“You sent that painting to him/her/them! As a sign! A sign of undying love!”
“M-m-my boy/girl/dear, please! You’re letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas?”
“Enough. I’ll swallow my pride and tell you all.”
“N-no! We are NOT lovers!”
“Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?”
“Ah, you’re finally awake.”
“____’s favorite potted plant. _____ has been watering it so much lately it looks a little… swollen. She/he’s/they’re either trying to make it grow… or she/he’s/they’re perfecting her/his/their water torture technique.”
“So he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!”
“It must be nice to live so free of guilt.”
“Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!”
“HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
“I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, ____… I didn’t.”
“Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.”
“Um, maybe I shouldn’t be saying this… But he/she/they definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.”
“Umm… ____? Will I grow up to be like her/him/them? Please say "no.” “
"Um, ____? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you (present evidence) that makes no sense? You’re doing it again.”
“It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.”
“She/he/they sucks up to all the bigwigs at (the) ____… But let her/him/them see you stumble once and she/he/they’ll never let up on you.”
“You look as though you’ve seen a ghost!”
“____! How could you say such a thing?”
“Yeah, but I have a second stomach just for steaks.”
“Yeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets!”
“So? What’s the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, ____!”
“It’s never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon.”
“____! You’re craftier than I gave you credit for. Why, you could be the next… Evil Magistrate!”
“Hey! Why do I have to be the villain?”
“…Hmm? My, aren’t you a handsome/pretty/beautiful fellow/mate/gal! I’m afraid I’m a bit flustered!”
“I try not to pay much attention to things that don’t interest me.”
“What the hell do samurais sing about? Chopping off heads?”
“Don’t hit your desk. It irritates me.”
“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk.”
“____ is out of control! He/she/they was in the waiting room and he/shey/they crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.”
“____, you’ve had a long day. Shut your pie-hole.”
“I set my card’s number to "0001” because I’m number one!“
"This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read "guilty”!“
"I’ve heard of desperate men grasping at straws, but this is the first time I’ve heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!”
“I need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one!”
“…You want more pressure, huh? Why don’t you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?”
“So, you’ve come to laugh at the fallen ____? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren’t you laughing?”
“Nah. It’s a trick. Laugh and he/she/they’ll get mad… or burst into tears.”
“We/I don’t have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.”
“… I hoped you wouldn’t come. I didn’t want you to see me. Not like this.”
“I feel winter’s chill from the bare leaf trees today…”
“What is it about winter that turns people into poets?”
“D-Don’t kick it! Maybe it isn’t set to respond to voices?”
“It must hurt, to be ignored by a bird…”
“____! You can’t just say "hello” and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to _____!“
"Wow, okay, Mr./Mrs./Miss head-in-the-fluffy-pink-clouds ____.”
“Too bad they don’t have a test for common sense.”
“I’m guessing it’s worth around $5,000.”
“It doesn’t matter who I am, it matters who YOU are! You’re the famous ____ [wrong name]!”
“…Oh! You’re not ____ are you?”
“So you are… the coffee boy/girl?”
“Phew… that’s a relief. You’re better than nobody.”
“Yeah, I thought you looked a bit strange when I first saw you.”
“Ahh! Well! I’ve never seen a real one before.”
“You’re the first one who’s actually been interested in mine, believe me.”
“There doesn’t appear to be any corrosion due to sulfides. I’d give you $50.00 for it.”
“Sorry, but it’s not for sale. Yet…”
“They kicked me out of ____…”
“Hmm? Haven’t I seen you somewhere…?”
“So this is why everyone raves about caviar! It’s so tasty it hurts! I always thought caviar would taste like pickled tapioca.”
“(The) ____ will wait! I’m not finished eating yet…”
“I believe what she/he/they just said was a mere prelude to the story she/he/they is about to tell. Try not to interrupt her/him/them again.”
“____… Never interrupt a storyteller! It’s like pulling a bun out of the over half-baked!”
“What kind of "grudge”!?“
"Yes (sir/m'am)! I am ____! My occupation is, um… that would be murderer.”
“Er… so you’re telling us you’re a "professional killer…” “
"It was me! I’m the one who did it! I’ll never kill anyone again! You’ve got to believe me!”
“I’m part of what you would call the younger generation! A person whose actions adults can’t possibly comprehend!”
“I’d appreciate it if you’d stop making these ridiculous allegations.”
“Yes, you do have a point… You wouldn’t have the guts to do something like that…”
“What? I’ll have you know back in the day, I once broke into a cattle ranch and tipped –”
“This is a message from the deceased!”
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