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indie rp blog for kenny mccormick from south park. multiship, multiverse and oc friendly. read rules before interacting. tracking tag unfortunateimmortal. m!a: n/a

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[unfortunateimmortal]

caffeineandparanoia:

The sudden and unexpected proximity of the other caused an immediate reaction- the caffeine-addicted teen recoiled as if struck, a hand reaching up to grip at the material of his shirt, curling tightly against it. 

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Wow. That kid was jumpy. Really jumpy. Of course, Kenny had already known that, but he didn’t realize how easily he could be scared. Well, this was somebody he rarely spoke to.

A small chuckle flowed out from between chapped lips.

❝ Sorry, dude. Didn’t mean t’ scare ya, y’know? Anyway. ‘M plannin’ on goin’ out to get m’ family some hot chocolates, but ‘m kinda behind by like, five dollars. My sister’s got a pretty bad cold, but I don’t think it’d be fair if I only got ‘er one. ❞

[lovebrwn]

[angstmemes]

slavery starters

“You belong to me now, do you understand?! I don’t want to hear a single complaint!” “How dare you speak up to me?!” ”At the market they told me you were well behaved, you better not disappoint me now.” “How dare you complain while I provide you with food and a bed?” ”I paid good money for your pretty face. It’s not too much to ask you to do this for me…” “You don’t get to decide what happens to you. I own you!” “I don’t care whether it’s hard work. You do it because I paid for you to do it.” “If you oppose me, I will punish you so much you won’t even dare to speak again.” “Your personal feelings don’t exist anymore. You obey. Nothing more.” “You can’t take it anymore? Then I must bring you back. Broken products should be returned.” “Tell me who you belong to. I like to hear you say it.” “I do with you whatever I want from now on.” “Work through your hunger. You will get fed when you deserve it.” ”I think you’ve deserved the evening off. I know you’re overheated, go bathe.” ”You’ll need to get used to things around here, but I expect no complaints.” ”I don’t treat you half as badly as some out there. Aren’t you grateful?” ”I am not supposed to feel affection for you, slave, but I have no one else around to talk to.” ”I wouldn’t have slaves if I didn’t need them. Now do your job and don’t look at me like that.” “You can work harder than this.” “Don’t disappoint me, slave, or you’ll get punished.” “I expected you to be done with this this morning already. Have you been slacking? You know what happens when people don’t work their hardest, don’t you?” ”You serve me well, slave. I’m very fond of you. Now, keep this up another few years and you might even see your freedom again one day.” “Your tears mean nothing to me.” ”I’m not satisfied with your work. Try harder.” “You are supposed to fear me.”

[br-e-a-t-h-e]

[so-pale-girl]

[bunchofrpmemes]

Character Strengths

[unfortunateimmortal]

roleplayetcetera:

Bold the ones that apply to your character:

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[unfortunateimmortal]

okay, uh, I’m back from an unannounced break!

[powerburial]

[surveyssurveyssurveys]

How old were you when you first......IC

[unfortunateimmortal]

Smoked a whole cigarette? 13 Ran away from home? n/a Cussed?  4 Got in a fist fight? 9 Done drugs? 11 Tried alcohol? 9 Got drunk? 12 Blacked out from drinking? 13 Drove a car? 16 Fell in love? 8 Had sex? 10 Lied? 7 Got a pet? n/a unless you count rats that have been around in his place since he was born Kissed a member of the opposite sex? 8 Kissed a member of the same sex? n/a Went on a date? 8 Got your ears pierced? n/a Got a detention? 7 Got suspended from school? n/a Stayed up all night? 6 Played truth or dare? 8 Had your first crush? 8 Got a job? n/a Hurt yourself on purpose? 12 Told off a teacher? n/a Was the happiest ever? n/a Realised how much someone meant to you? 8 Lost someone? n/a Got expelled from school? n/a

[ohmygod-dude-blog]

[ slides over a ✉ and/or ❤ and slinks away ]

2 am/♡:

txt: kenny, dude, i don’t even care if this sounds weird.txt: you are so fucking sweet man. like.txt: it’s not even normal and it’s kind of adorable.txt: just so you know.

[unfortunateimmortal]

It took about twenty minutes for a reply to be sent. Possibly because he had been asleep, or occupied watching porn, just a usual activity for him. 

txt: me?? sweet?  txt: dude are you overtired or something?

[unfortunateimmortal]

glggles:

she was shaking from her head to the toe, and by the time the car had stopped, she had squeezed her eyes shut, not willing to visually see another one of her deaths. she’d been hit by a car before and it hadn’t been pretty. but when the pain didn’t come, she careful cracked open one eye, and saw it stopped. 

giggles let out a sigh of relief, and while she was still trembling from the adrenaline, she managed to slide a smile onto her face. pink hues scanned the dark street until they finally fell on the driver of the car that had almost hit her. with that, she lifted a hand to wave at him.

                          “ Sorry about that !! “

her words were far too bright for someone who had just almost been hit by a car, and by now she had stopped shaking enough to walk towards the stranger. once she was a bit closer, her trademark giggles came, though they were far more nervous than usual.

                                       “ That could have gotten messy, huh? “

Kenny’s blue eyes scanned over the strangely CHEERFUL female before him, the look flooding them changing from terrified and shocked to more concerned and confused. How could somebody nearly avoid getting hit by a car and possibly dying be so... Happy? 

In all honesty, it kinda creeped Kenny out. Overly happy people usually did in the first place, anyway, but seeing somebody nearly die and then just be so happy was enough to cause a shiver to run down his spine. 

❝ Uh, yeah... It could’ve gotten... Very messy. ❞

The blond hesitantly answered, his high-pitched voice containing a reluctant tone to it. He coughed a few times, looking down at his feet and clearing his throat before returning his gaze to the pink-haired girl.

❝ Ahem. Uh, well... Are you alright? ❞

[girl-in-a-grey-coat-archive-blog]

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[Text] I’m important to you Ken?

[Text] Why would I be, I’m an Idiot from Jersey, with nothing special to give.

[unfortunateimmortal]

girl-in-a-grey-coat:

Her pink cheeks turned to a rouge color when he pulled her closer.

“I know.” Krissy chuckled softly, nuzzling into his parka’s brown fur. “You know, I love you more tho.” She teased kissing him on the cheek and then burying herself back into his parka.

Kenny glanced down at her, a smug grin stretching across his lips. He let out a small sigh, biting the inside of his cheek before chuckling, followed by a quick response,

❝ Oh, really? Oh, Krissy... I highly doubt that. ❞

[unfortunateimmortal]

im gonna reply to a few things then maybe go to bed it’s 5:36am and i gotta be up early for my birthday party

[unfortunateimmortal]

whispers 26 minutes till my birthday(it’s 11:34pm here)

[tybaxel]

there is canon proof that cartman is able to remember kenny’s deaths SO

[girl-in-a-grey-coat-archive-blog]

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[Text] I’m important to you Ken?

[Text] Why would I be, I’m an Idiot from Jersey, with nothing special to give.

[girl-in-a-grey-coat-archive-blog]

Her cheeks showed a light pink when she felt his thumb brush against her fingers. Krissy giggled, then looked at the body of water sparkling in front of them.

She tried to be silent, trying not to ruin the moment, or be awkward. But she ended up saying. “Hey Ken. I-I-I uh.. Like-Like you.” She muttered under her breath, Trying to avoid being saying ‘Love’.

[unfortunateimmortal]

❝ Only like me? ❞

Kenny glanced at her and pouted. Not an actually sad pout, though. More of just a playful one. He let out a small whine, like a young child when they’d been told they can’t get a certain toy that they want.

❝ I’m hurt. ❞

[girl-in-a-grey-coat-archive-blog]

“Hey, you know w-what I mean.”

Krissy stuck her tongue out at him in a playful manner. Before carefully slouching down to make it look like he was taller, and quickly snuggling up to the blond.

“You know I love you Kenny.”

[unfortunateimmortal]

❝ There we go. That’s what I like to hear. ❞

The male chirped, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his chapped lips. Gently, he wrapped an arm around her and pulled her a slight bit closer to him. 

❝ I love you, too, Krissy. ❞