Charlito Tolentino

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Chip are you good do you remember that time I called you a simp

I am being hate crimed.

ALSO I AM N O T A SIMP.

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Hello. Charlito.

That uh the feel when uh um that feel when the notifica that uhh feel when umm you get uhh the uh notification a month later!

:)

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chip!!! i haven't seen you in a while, didn't know you had a blog haha

Yeah I've had it for a while! Mitch, Panch and Leaf have ones too. They are pretty muy bueno if ya ask me! 😎😎

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oh wow is this the real chip tolentino? i've heard so much about you ^_^

Oh my gosh, really? I mean, I was THE CHAMPION and everything. Haha...

People love me.

[coolxatu]

\___ //  \

GET STICK BUGGED LOL

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Oh shit

[ur-url-is-weird]

Listen...all I'm sayin' is that "Chip" sounds pretty similar to a certain modern internet phrase...even shares some letters with it...and has the same amount of letters...and I think this word can encapsulate who Mr. Tolentino is pretty well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[unfortunately-its-chip]

Incorrect.

[coneybear-leaf]

wait what phrase? i’m confused :/

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Nothing important.

[coneybear-leaf]

oh huh i’ve never seen that phrase on the onlinternet!! do you get it? onlinternet? haha it’s a combination of online and internet i just came up with that

[unfortunately-its-chip]

No no no, I mean that was VERY clever but the phrase isn't nothing important. You just don't need to know because it's INCORRECT.

[ur-url-is-weird]

Listen...all I'm sayin' is that "Chip" sounds pretty similar to a certain modern internet phrase...even shares some letters with it...and has the same amount of letters...and I think this word can encapsulate who Mr. Tolentino is pretty well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[unfortunately-its-chip]

Incorrect.

[coneybear-leaf]

wait what phrase? i’m confused :/

[unfortunately-its-chip]

Nothing important.

[ur-url-is-weird]

Listen...all I'm sayin' is that "Chip" sounds pretty similar to a certain modern internet phrase...even shares some letters with it...and has the same amount of letters...and I think this word can encapsulate who Mr. Tolentino is pretty well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Incorrect.

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he smile,,,

[coneybear-leaf]

yeah i smile a lot sometimes :)

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Love how you responded like a whole month later

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Dolly Parton and Cher both look like drag queens

I swear

Very beautiful women

BUT THEY LOOK LIKE DRAG QUEENS

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he smile,,,

[unfortunately-its-chip]

Leaf just said the F word

Let's throw a celebration

He's finally hit spiritual adolescence.

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

(fuxk you @rainbow-mcgee)

[brandstifter-sys]

Fuck you. How dare you.

[gclngf7yyzkp]

its already 2020 here so,,,, does this mean i wont lose anymore this decade?

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

first loss of the decade

[snombadguy]

DAMN IT OLIVERRRRR

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

SORRY TOM

[space-cadett]

whats the game?

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

in basic, its a game that everyone is playing but when you remember youre playing you lose (thats all you really need to understand this)

[space-cadett]

weird. i like it

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yeee

[raiiinydayz]

Wait

No

NO I WAS DOING SO WELL

[bubble-cola]

FUCKING HELL

[coneybear-leaf]

i just saw this :((( i was doing so well!!!

[unfortunately-its-chip]

Oh, goddamn it.

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Barfs a Bitchass Motherfucker he pissed on my wife

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*twerks on your grave*

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Why tf am i so ugly

[coneybear-leaf]

i’m sorry i haven’t posted in a while :(( but this goes out to all of you!!! i love all of you!!!

[unfortunately-its-chip]

uwuwuwuwuwwu owo