[danniexdarkox]

real.

[dogpuppy]

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[segamascott]

[komakesthings]

Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.

A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

This spatula

Idk why

[orangesideirrational]

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

[mtfoss]

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

[cadaverkeys]

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

[elainiisms]

[nicostiel]

#bye tumblr 2022 it’s been fun

[anxietyproblem]

[bagelbucket]

permission to remove all variations of the word “raw” from tumblrs vocabulary?

[gordon-ramsay-official]

:(

[bagelbucket]

except you gordon ramsay anything for you gordon ramsay

[gordon-ramsay-official]

:)

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[autisticexpression]

I learn so much on this website

[wewwo]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[dinosaurguy]

This is a positive post

[wormyorchids]

👍👍👍

[gunsandfireandshit]

Psych! Fucking GETS you!

[deathtobri]

[uchidachi]