Url Gray Tea

HI IM URL (LIKE EARL) SHE/HER PRONOUNS UHHHHHH DONT BE A JERK DRINK SOME WATER

[ur-url-is-weird]

I don't have a shoulder devil and angel, I have the spirit of renowned philosopher jean-paul sartre on one shoulder and alice from any and all adaptations of alice in wonderland on the other

[theres-rue-for-you]

i do not want to go on a dating app. i want someone to admit that if they were not themself but the brightest, handsomest, best on earth, they would get down on their knees this minute and ask me for my hand (and for my love)

[coldasyou]

Phillipa Soo in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 & Into the Woods Denée Benton in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 & Into the Woods

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[twilightarcade]

looper

[gretchensinister]

Insensitivity reader to make sure that your characters are ignorant assholes in the ways that make the most sense for the characterization you're trying to achieve

[ur-url-is-weird]

bro :(( what's the point in singing songs if they'll never even hear you :((

[kosmogrl]

[ur-url-is-weird]

I wish I could animate so I could show the internet just how gutwrenching last night's dnd session was.

[drcrispy93]

[falafels]

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.

and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted

[fibfoolingart]

AU if grace never stole the gun

the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life

[ur-url-is-weird]

college :)

[kaijuno]

CAN I GET SOME HELP GETTING TO THE HOSPITAL I JUST HAD A SEIZURE AND I HAVE NO MONEY

[homucifer-ryotan]

People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify

[ur-url-is-weird]

Ok I dont even. Post here very often anymore but I have GOT to get input on this 😭

I'm an aspiring playwright and I was super passionate about this script ive started working on but last night I had some pretty unpleasant dreams that were very much related to the storyline of the script. Should I just tough it out or should I pivot to writing a different play/musical??

[zmpl]

REBLOGGING THIS POST MEANS YOU LOVE TRANS PEOPLE AND AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY

[i-might-be-vanny]

I love you trans people I love you nonbinary people I love you intersex people I love you neopronoun users I love you xenopronoun users I love you people who name themselves after gods I love you people who name themselves after animals I love you people who name themselves after plants I love you people who name themselves after abstract concepts I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you