aaron

i don't get paid enough for this

[unfortunatelyaaron]

So what about Tumblr dot com screams covert to you guys?

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Someone get this man home to his partner and cat.

Please direct your complaints to the Chief Executive Officer of Vesta Distribution Co. who was on the planning committee of the networking event and decided that this out-of-state trip should be LONGER THAN A WEEK. And apparently since we landed back in Dahlia on technically Friday (10:45pm), we still have to come in Monday for our usual shifts.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I change my mind again.

All the lights to the hotel room are right by the main door.

Including the bathroom light.

This is a pain, but it wouldn't be too much of a problem if you had a semi-decent roommate.

Because who would dare turn the light off while someone was taking a shower? Not very professional, I'd say.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I change my mind slightly.

The dinner paid for by the company wasn't too bad tonight.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

It's morning and raining and I'm not in my own bed. I hate everything about this conference.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Heading out of state for a conference tonight. You guys want anything from Borden?

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Aaa! You're back! I missed you! (more specifically updates on Little Guy)

Yeah, I figured half of you were here for the cat.

Ever since I started working from home on Thursdays, he's been lounging on the couch with me. Falls asleep with his mouth open like he's tasting things in his dreams.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

dick-stracted

Fortunately for my employment status, no.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

How flexible are you?

I'm pretty sure each of my vertebra has its very own indent in my work chair from the last decade or so of my very sedentary life. I'll give you three guesses on the extent of my mobility and the first two don't count.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz... ?

It was small, clear plastic ducks actually.

Everywhere.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

At least if you die, you died slaying!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

[dreamwalker-elliott]

First time I read this I thought you said you liked wearing heels for your partner and I was like ??? because that would be shocking information to find out at 7pm on a Wednesday

That being said, have you ever considered wearing heels for shits and giggles? I bet you could pull it off!

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.