[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

hey, it's michael. they/he/she is all fine. this is a william afton hate account

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[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

Did you every get the verdict from Caly about ghosts and eating?

-☎️

yeah, I think they both kinda said it doesn't really matter to them, caly said they've mostly forgotten about eating by now. it's...interesting, I suppose

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

graham why are you ENCOURAGING jer and freddi to hate each other? I know what you've been doing, stop toying with my cat's diet for your own amusement he's a special boy >:(

- michael

He is a special boy! That’s why he’s getting extra wet food!

Its bonding of course. They’ll get over it. They’ve done it before!

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

they will absolutely not get over it the point of their rivalry is that they have never gotten over hating each other

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Okay but what if I believed in them really hard and thought it was fucking hilarious.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

freddi deserves extra treats today for putting up with this.

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Oh yeah that reminds me you want a cookie I baked them last night.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

sure, what kind?

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Just chocolate chip I was craving them last night. Simple but good.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

yea, I'll have one, thanks :) ...sometimes I feel bad that the other ghosts in this house can't eat. I mean, not that they'd be able to really taste it if they could but still. Do you think they miss it or do you think it's just normal for them by now? Would it be weird to ask them that?

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Maybe we could ask caly, you know they seems the most likely to answer a question like that.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

hm, I could try

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

graham why are you ENCOURAGING jer and freddi to hate each other? I know what you've been doing, stop toying with my cat's diet for your own amusement he's a special boy >:(

- michael

He is a special boy! That’s why he’s getting extra wet food!

Its bonding of course. They’ll get over it. They’ve done it before!

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

they will absolutely not get over it the point of their rivalry is that they have never gotten over hating each other

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Okay but what if I believed in them really hard and thought it was fucking hilarious.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

freddi deserves extra treats today for putting up with this.

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Oh yeah that reminds me you want a cookie I baked them last night.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

sure, what kind?

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Just chocolate chip I was craving them last night. Simple but good.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

yea, I'll have one, thanks :) ...sometimes I feel bad that the other ghosts in this house can't eat. I mean, not that they'd be able to really taste it if they could but still. Do you think they miss it or do you think it's just normal for them by now? Would it be weird to ask them that?

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

graham why are you ENCOURAGING jer and freddi to hate each other? I know what you've been doing, stop toying with my cat's diet for your own amusement he's a special boy >:(

- michael

He is a special boy! That’s why he’s getting extra wet food!

Its bonding of course. They’ll get over it. They’ve done it before!

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

they will absolutely not get over it the point of their rivalry is that they have never gotten over hating each other

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Okay but what if I believed in them really hard and thought it was fucking hilarious.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

freddi deserves extra treats today for putting up with this.

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Oh yeah that reminds me you want a cookie I baked them last night.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

sure, what kind?

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

graham why are you ENCOURAGING jer and freddi to hate each other? I know what you've been doing, stop toying with my cat's diet for your own amusement he's a special boy >:(

- michael

He is a special boy! That’s why he’s getting extra wet food!

Its bonding of course. They’ll get over it. They’ve done it before!

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

they will absolutely not get over it the point of their rivalry is that they have never gotten over hating each other

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

Okay but what if I believed in them really hard and thought it was fucking hilarious.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

freddi deserves extra treats today for putting up with this.

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

graham why are you ENCOURAGING jer and freddi to hate each other? I know what you've been doing, stop toying with my cat's diet for your own amusement he's a special boy >:(

- michael

He is a special boy! That’s why he’s getting extra wet food!

Its bonding of course. They’ll get over it. They’ve done it before!

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

they will absolutely not get over it the point of their rivalry is that they have never gotten over hating each other

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

So how long did it take for you to realize your finger was missing.

-☎️

...no comment

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

Why did you let Jeremy into the kitchen alone again??? I know you don’t need to eat but he needs supervision.

The toaster needs to be replaced again. These are related.

-☎️

I was sleepy it's not my fault. it's like he knows the optimal time to explode toasters when none of us are up to stop him

[the-manager-guy-on-the-phone]

…. Hey do you think michael would notice if I replaced his arm bone for wood.

….. you know what thoughts like that mean I need to go to bed early today.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

graham???

[ask-charlie-emily]

hey, uhm, charlie, how do you feel about going camping again as a family. kinda like we did sometimes when we were kids but, uhm, with a different family this time. I hope you feel at least neutral about it because we're already planning locations

- michael

Oh, uh- okay I guess... I mean- I dunno. Sounds fun, I guess, but... I don't know if... I should?

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

why not?

[ask-charlie-emily]

I mean... it's not really fair, right? To the others? I'm supposed to take care of them but instead I'm... here... I shouldn't be having fun while they're still suffering.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

charlie, I...I know it's not ideal but honestly, there's nothing we can do for them right now. we have no idea where they are or how to find them, and all we can do right now is wait until something changes so that we can try to help them. it's a struggle for everyone right now. jeremy's having a hard time without cassidy, I can tell lolbit misses the other funtime animatronics, and caly misses their sister a lot. I'm worried about them too, about all the kids back at freddy's, about cassidy, about...evan and lizzie. I understand, feeling guilty about being fine, about being happy. but as much as I know we all hate it, there's really just not anything we can do right now that will help anyone. and sitting around being miserable and wishing there was something we could do isn't helping anyone. we don't have to go for very long if you don't want to but at least we can...pretend things are ok.

[ask-charlie-emily]

That's.. different. You all can't control being separated from them. I should've just risked being demolished or whatever, I should've- I should've stayed with them, I should be just as miserable as they are.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

charlie, you were. it wasn't your fault you were all separated. you said cassidy and evan aren't even with the others anymore, right? it would have been worse if you'd stayed there, you all probably would have been separated anyway. and...unlike the rest of us, you went looking for them. you were suffering and lost for DAYS because you were out there trying to find them and you didn't even have any idea where they were. you're an incredible friend, charlie, and you do such a good job of protecting the others, even if you should need to, when you're all just still kids. charlie it's...not a crime to be happy while other people aren't.

[ask-charlie-emily]

hey, uhm, charlie, how do you feel about going camping again as a family. kinda like we did sometimes when we were kids but, uhm, with a different family this time. I hope you feel at least neutral about it because we're already planning locations

- michael

Oh, uh- okay I guess... I mean- I dunno. Sounds fun, I guess, but... I don't know if... I should?

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

why not?

[ask-charlie-emily]

I mean... it's not really fair, right? To the others? I'm supposed to take care of them but instead I'm... here... I shouldn't be having fun while they're still suffering.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

charlie, I...I know it's not ideal but honestly, there's nothing we can do for them right now. we have no idea where they are or how to find them, and all we can do right now is wait until something changes so that we can try to help them. it's a struggle for everyone right now. jeremy's having a hard time without cassidy, I can tell lolbit misses the other funtime animatronics, and caly misses their sister a lot. I'm worried about them too, about all the kids back at freddy's, about cassidy, about...evan and lizzie. I understand, feeling guilty about being fine, about being happy. but as much as I know we all hate it, there's really just not anything we can do right now that will help anyone. and sitting around being miserable and wishing there was something we could do isn't helping anyone. we don't have to go for very long if you don't want to but at least we can...pretend things are ok.

[ask-charlie-emily]

hey, uhm, charlie, how do you feel about going camping again as a family. kinda like we did sometimes when we were kids but, uhm, with a different family this time. I hope you feel at least neutral about it because we're already planning locations

- michael

Oh, uh- okay I guess... I mean- I dunno. Sounds fun, I guess, but... I don't know if... I should?

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

why not?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

oh, uhm, also jer I...kinda asked graham if we can all go camping some time soon and he kinda said yes and we're kinda already planning it and I think he bought supplies

- michael

OMG YEAH YOU DID GOOD I LOVE CAMPING!

Do you know where we going??

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

uhm, me and graham were looking at a few places nearby, you can help us pick if you want! I still have to talk to charlie and lolbit

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Good to know im definitely getting him one then!

I'll have to make some adjustment so his ears aren't too trapped and he wont get hurt, but it will a very silly hat. Stupid idiot type of hat.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

wow you're almost being nice to my cat for once, unexpected

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

The hat has "stupid fucking idiot" and "evil and demonic" sewed on it

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

y'know the sofa is pretty comfy...you trying to sleep there tonight, love?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

You want me cold and alone and with insomnia during december???? Where has the Christmas spirit gone???

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

don't make my cat look stupid :( he's a magnificent boy, and so are you, so you two should try to get along more <3

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

No. Don't you dare try to make me flustered so i agree with you. Not working this time.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

c'mon, you're already blushing, you know it works every time <3

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

That cat hates me and i hate that cat we have a deal going on

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

you said yourself, it's christmas time, can't you be civil to each other for a few weeks?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

I haven't even throw him from the couch for days now i AM being civil

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

please don't make my cat wear a stupid hat :( he'll be sad :(

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Good to know im definitely getting him one then!

I'll have to make some adjustment so his ears aren't too trapped and he wont get hurt, but it will a very silly hat. Stupid idiot type of hat.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

wow you're almost being nice to my cat for once, unexpected

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

The hat has "stupid fucking idiot" and "evil and demonic" sewed on it

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

y'know the sofa is pretty comfy...you trying to sleep there tonight, love?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

You want me cold and alone and with insomnia during december???? Where has the Christmas spirit gone???

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

don't make my cat look stupid :( he's a magnificent boy, and so are you, so you two should try to get along more <3

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

No. Don't you dare try to make me flustered so i agree with you. Not working this time.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

c'mon, you're already blushing, you know it works every time <3

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

That cat hates me and i hate that cat we have a deal going on

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

you said yourself, it's christmas time, can't you be civil to each other for a few weeks?

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Good to know im definitely getting him one then!

I'll have to make some adjustment so his ears aren't too trapped and he wont get hurt, but it will a very silly hat. Stupid idiot type of hat.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

wow you're almost being nice to my cat for once, unexpected

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

The hat has "stupid fucking idiot" and "evil and demonic" sewed on it

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

y'know the sofa is pretty comfy...you trying to sleep there tonight, love?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

You want me cold and alone and with insomnia during december???? Where has the Christmas spirit gone???

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

don't make my cat look stupid :( he's a magnificent boy, and so are you, so you two should try to get along more <3

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

No. Don't you dare try to make me flustered so i agree with you. Not working this time.

[unfortunatelymichaelafton]

c'mon, you're already blushing, you know it works every time <3