egg

he/it

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[jame7t]

why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

[christianstepmoms]

Plagiarism I'm afraid

[jame7t]

Then let’s be rid of Toby “The Sicko” Fox…

[crazysodomite]

Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.

I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having.

And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.

[gogeyama]

[teratocrat]

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

[lovelyanimal]

[shadovvlurking]

The dark depths of a clown cave

[relishboi]

dungeon crawler 

[kaijubrains]

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[bgm05]

[refarett]

Maybe he loves *me*.

[fifiibibii]

becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[maureen2musings]

Midnight sunset season in Finland & my photobomber, Togepi

happycatfamily

[spinus-pinus]

California Ground Squirrel Otospermophilus beecheyi

3/27/2024 Dana Point Harbor, Orange County, California

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[dogpuppy]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.