Chosen Outcast

independent oc rp blog, written by morty. low activity with frequent breaks due to mental health issues. (mobile links)

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@hexticamper liked for a starter

     He had been staring at the girl for a long time. A really long time. An uncomfortably long period of time. It ought to be downright unsettling to be stared at for so long, with such a blank, possibly hungry stare. Finally, he spoke, blinking for the first time in a solid minute or two.

“Why is your hair pink? Human hair isn’t supposed to be pink. Unicorn hair is supposed to be pink, but you don’t smell like a unicorn. You don’t have a horn, anyway.” A brief pause as he considered the possibilities- the explanations for such a rare sight. “Is it real hair, or is it like... Cotton candy. If it is, can I have some?”

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( babys first starter call in over a year. probably gonna be mainverse but might use a crossover verse if necessary/easier. not specific to mutuals but i might be a lil selective in what i write first as i get used to cho again! please be patient )

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( oh i also need to reblog more but there are ask memes here too! )

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Trying to find all the Fandomless OC RP Blogs out there! Can you please reblog this post if you’re a Fandomless OC RP Blog and would like to be added to the masterlist for Fandomless OC RP Blogs??? Thanks! 

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( babys first starter call in over a year. probably gonna be mainverse but might use a crossover verse if necessary/easier. not specific to mutuals but i might be a lil selective in what i write first as i get used to cho again! please be patient )

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( oh i also need to reblog more but there are ask memes here too! )

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I’m gonna forget you.

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continued from.

     Knowing no one else was around, like they’d believe him anyway: with a veil of hell-fire going over her, Ered’s true form was revealed. The already insanely pretty young teen reached a new, terrifying level of beauty as her demonic influence was strong in her blood. Being rather monstrous yet still humanoid as glowing magenta-colored eyes hid behind black slits. And as for the ‘dumb little tail’? It seemed the girl had a rather reptilian one as it’d would swish slowly, fully capable of breaking limbs if used as a whip in self-defense.

     Hair ever flowing with matriarchal horns and the power of the infinite nine hells radiating as it channeled through her as a part of her being, fully indicating she was of something far higher, being one that was born to rule as the flame above her forehead burned eternally. With a faint smirk, a slight demonic distortion to her voice rang true, “𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚒𝚝’𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, ‘𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸’𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗. 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎… 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚛. 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕.” Depending on the knowledge of the other? Would they know exactly what Ered is without being blatantly told?

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     While someone of similar stature might stare, wide eyed, cowering in fear at such a transformation, Cho simply watched with rather bored eyes, blinking once or twice and yawning at how showy it all was. Okay, this girl was definitely a demon. Or something similar to a demon, anyway. God, hellspawn were always so dramatic. Like yeah, we get it, you’re super powerful and think you’re hot stuff. Snore.

“Yeah, well, dragons are way cooler, and I could do a dumb transforming show if the elders hadn’t taken away my magic, too.” Whatever. He’d get it back someday. You know, probably. “So what are you, the new Satan? What was wrong with the old Satan? Stan’s pretty cool. Not as cool as a DRAGON, but he gave me free meat sometimes.”

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whats that??? draw oc angst to make myself feel better? sure, you got it, haha, what kind of dragon cant even breathe fire to protect himself? what kind of pathetic little dragon cant even fly away when he realises how hopelessly weak he is???

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disappointment starters

“I thought you of all people would be different.” “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.” “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.” “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.” “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!” “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…” “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!” “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.” “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.” “I’d expected a lot more from you.” “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.” “You’re such a disappointment to the family.” “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.” “That movie was so disappointing.” “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.” “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.” “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.” “You could’ve tried harder!” ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.” “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.” “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.” “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?” “I had higher expectations of this.” “I had higher expectations of you.”

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different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

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Injury Starters:

“Ow…I think I broke something.”

“Can I lean on you for a second? My ankle’s bothering me.”

“Do you have any bandages?”

“Oh god, that hurts so much.”

“Everything hurts. Seriously, I think I broke myself.”

“I can’t walk.”

“Sorry about the blood trail. I might have gotten a bad gash.”

“Is is bad that I can’t feel my legs?”

“I’ve never felt this much pain in my life.”

“Are you okay? Are you bleeding?"

“Here, let me help, I took a course on this a few years ago.”

“Does anyone know first-aid?”

“That’s a pretty bad bruise, man.”

“You definitely need to go to the hospital.”

“Where’d you get all these cuts?”

“Lie down. Sit somewhere, you need to rest.”

“I’ll get the ice.”

“I can’t believe you got yourself beaten up again.”

“How many hospital bills are you worth, anyway?"

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Violent/Painful Starter Pack

🤜 - Punch my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Jaw.

Nose.

Mouth.

Cheek.

Shoulder.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

You choose.

👟 - Kick my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Shin.

Bottom.

Hip.

Waist.

Cheek.

You choose.

🔧 - Beat my Muse with a…

Wrench.

Baseball bat.

Wooden plank.

Belt.

Nunchucks.

Broken bottle.

Brass knuckles.

Hammer.

Chain.

You choose.

🔪 - Cut my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Leg.

Hip.

Waist.

Face.

Neck.

You choose.

🗣 - Tell them…

“You’re worthless!”

“I never loved you.”

“I hate you.”

“I never want to see you again!”

“You’re disgusting.”

“I wish you were never born!”

“You ruin everything, just like always!”

“You’re nothing but a burden.”

“I wish you were dead!”

You choose.

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Starters | Heroes & Villains

|HERO|

“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”

|VILLAIN|

“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”

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9. Describe your perfect world in detail.

Character Development Questions

     A hand rose as if to illustrate his perfect world, despite not actually saying anything let as he thought about it for a good amount of time. That was actually a rather tricky question. If this had been years ago, his answer would have been as simple as changing the way the Kingdom had been run- getting rid of all of those dumb rules and allowing misfits like him to live their lives without having to worry about being NOBLE or protecting all of that stupid NATURE that the elders cared so much about. Really, who cared about a bunch of dumb trees, anyway, and what was the point of going out of their way to live in harmony with humans when they weren’t allowed to see them? Glimpses had been seen over the ages, of course, but they were always written off as something made up. Make believe. Fake. Now, though, the world was so much bigger than Cho had ever realised. It was almost scary. Of course, he’d never admit that. Dragons weren’t supposed to feel something as stupid as FEAR. 

Finally, after another few moments of deliberation, he spoke.

“Those human playgrounds with roller coasters would be free, because I don’t have any money. They never let me ride, even when I say I’ll share my food with them. And I NEVER share food with ANYONE. The boardwalk would be open all year, too. The corn dogs old lady Fisher gets from the food store aren’t as good as the ones people throw away in the summer.”

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10. What motivates you, and what gets you down?

Character Development Questions

     He groaned (rather overdramatically) at the question, as if it was the most inconvenient thing anyone had ever asked him; as if it was the most inconvenient thing anyone had ever asked ANYONE in the history of the Earth and whatever other stupid worlds were out there. Did the Dragon Kingdom count as Earth? It was on Earth, but he was pretty sure humans couldn’t see it without some kind of complicated MAGIC. He shook his head to himself. That didn’t matter. It was too confusing.

“I guess meat is pretty good. And the weird old lady I live with makes some good non-meat things, but things with meat in it are always the best. Also candy.” But to be fair, he was pretty sure that things without meat in it that still tasted good must be enchanted in one way or another. ESPECIALLY the candy Mrs. Fisher left out for him. Maybe that ‘sugar’ stuff humans always talked about was magic, or something? “Being kicked out of the dumb mountains by the dragon elders was pretty annoying. They could have AT LEAST let me keep my wings so humans would stop thinking I’m some lame demon. If humans could smell as good as dragons did, they probably wouldn’t make that stupid mistake all the time.”

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“Trust me, you don’t wanna know how many answers that question has.” (Our discussed AU for these two?)

Rick & Morty Quote Starters

     He squinted, mouth open ever so slightly in a faint disbelief at the other’s answer. Okay, she was definitely a demon. No HUMAN would answer a question as simple as the one he’d asked like THIS, right? He puffed out his cheeks in obvious annoyance for a moment or two before taking a long, frustrated sigh.

“That was supposed to be a yes or to question, but okay, I guess. Never mind. You’re DEFINITELY a demon. Most demons have stupid horns or a dumb little tail, but-”

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Character Development Questions - Interview the Muses

1. What are your hobbies, and why do you enjoy them? 2. Do you believe people are inherently good or inherently bad? 3. Do you consider yourself more extroverted (gaining energy from social interaction) or introverted (gaining energy from private pursuits)? 4. What are you most afraid of? Why? 5. What one event in your past shaped the course of your life forever? How might you be different, had it never occurred? 6. How do you define success? How do you define failure? 7. What, in your mind, is a good person, and do you believe you live up to that definition? Why or why not? 8. What do you want, more than anything, going forward? 9. Describe your perfect world in detail. 10. What motivates you, and what gets you down? 11. Are you religious? If so, what do you believe and how do those beliefs shape you and your understanding of the world. If not, why not, and how does non-belief shape you and your understanding of the world? 12. Do you believe that the good of the many outweigh the good of the few? Why or why not?

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rooster teeth sentence starters.

❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞

❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞

❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞

❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞

❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞

❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞

❝ you promised me a death. ❞

❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞

❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞

❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞

❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞

❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞

❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞

❝ do babies float? ❞

❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞

❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞

❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞

❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞

❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞

❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞

❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞

❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞

❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞

❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞

❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞

❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞

❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞

❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞

❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞

❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞

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( sleepy boyo doodle before bed. whomstever woke him up is going to get something thrown at them )