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My old art from after school lessons for unripe apples🍏🍏

i’ve seen too many people arguing that marcille was already a full grown adult when she went to school at 35 despite literally all of the canon evidence indicating otherwise

shirtsthatgohard

greelin

not my boss coming to me to ask if i knew about my coworker quitting over the weekend but going about it like “i assume you’ve already heard but i want you to know the full story because i’m very protective of you. always have been”

greelin

my mean evil nasty coworker is in my ear like the devil telling me lies and trying to get me to quit, i guess. in her mind.

prsephonies-deactivated20200815

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

friedegg

whats-your-name-man

cowboyhats

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

hurdygurdywizard

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

oh

PERCHED💅🏼

somewhereinthedetails217

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

dr-gloom

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.