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tab groups are dangerous

one second im just opening up "one more tab" the next my browser is lagging from the hundred or so tabs open all at once

#google chrome #tab groups #ive made this mistake multiple times #tagging like an ao3 author

My parents basically act like I never came out and honestly I have no idea how to deal with that.

#do i correct them?#do i ignore them?#do i go through all of the steps of transition i want to without commenting on it until they do?#nonbinary #genderfluid

Ah yes, Thanksgiving...

Aka how much time can I spend on my phone avoiding conversation before I get called out for doing so.

#family #thanksgiving #im the disappointment of the family #and yk what?#im proud of that

some days you wake up feeling like you've been microwaved

#i tag like an ao3 author #for... reasons...#no sleep #just screaming into the void

Imagine the chaos if Pukicho and Gaud were ever in the same room.

I feel like that would break reality or smthn.

I have adhd and got really sleep deprived, so out of desperation, I downed a bit of 5 hour energy.

I have been diagnosed with adhd for 6 years now, and I don't think it will ever be not weird that things that give neurotypicals energy make me sleep.

#adhd things #i need sleep #still #five hour energy

If someone apologizes to me but I know they don’t mean it, I have to constantly restrain myself from saying “shut up you don’t have a remorseful bone in your body”.

#its so stupid #idk why i even want to #i need to get off tumblr #im more active today than i ever have been before

Also

Some days when you wake up you turn on your god complex playlist and simply

v i b e

#i need sleep #still #why am i like this

Some days when you wake up you wonder if the boom/bang noises outside are from the other chemical plant in your area exploding or if it's the garbage truck.

That's just life.

#the sky was fucking grey man #that was vaguely traumatic but nobody wants to acknowledge that #the fire has been burning for like three days #i tag my tumblr posts like that one chaotic author we all know on ao3 #i need sleep #also yeah it was just the garbage truck this morning

Look.

I've never before felt the urge to get drunk.

A large part of that is because the medications I'm on could interact with alcohol and in a bad enough scenario could even be fatal.

But now? After reading this?

I wanna get wasted in honor of the world health organization.

To be more accurate, I want to get a group of people together where we all get drunk in the name of this draft.

#world health organisation (who)#im 17 and this could f with my adhd meds #i wanna get drunk now #why am i like this #impulse control go brr

I started saying owo ironically and now I can’t stop, and have since given up trying to.

I feel like pukicho and gaud are just modern day crytids

unfriendlyneighborhoodarsonist

I'm going to physically curl up in the corner and see if that helps

unfriendlyneighborhoodarsonist

Verdict: the corner is cold and does not help

I'm going to physically curl up in the corner and see if that helps

kaidarete

@pmseymourva I’m sorry she was just too cute I had to

unelfed cyana is ADORABLE and i would die for her. i had to screenshot the original art because she was too powerful for tumblr and mad that I can’t post the original file but shes here and I love her

unfriendlyneighborhoodarsonist

she looks like the kind of person who would immediately be able to tell when you’re having a bad day and she’d give SO MANY hugs i love her

New favorite threat: “I’m going to phase into your house and dump water on your socks.”

Paper cuts are just a trees getting back at us for cutting them down

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