Talk Cute

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[unfriendship]

Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)

What I said: Awww!

What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.

[weloveshortvideos]

[iverbz]

What… Was… the… Plan…

[unfriendship]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[highlandvalley]

[coraldoceano]

[ajuuki]

I want my confidence to offend you.

[distant]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

[petapeta]

[dinsintegration]

[sasaq]

[danadelions]

[shopjeen]

[anikotakacs]

[unfriendship]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[awwww-cute]