The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows

🌱|Sarah|19|California|🌲

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[dangered]

[killjoywhatsername]

“Um, Senator, the Twitter likes are public”

[dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202]

Jake Gyllenhaal riding the subway

“Today I witnessed Jake Gyllenhaal drop his bagel on the subway floor and then pick it up and keep eating it”

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[generation-zer0]

[speak-low]

The Lobster, Yorgos Lanthimos.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[bitchycode]

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

i want serena williams to hit me full force in the face with a tennis racquet and kill me

[sobeitjayt]

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

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