u wouldnt download a butt

reid/17/what's a gender/usa he/him pronouns i like colors and music and want a team full of joltik unsubs@deviantART

[unhappyunsub-blog]

i love my juggalo friend omfg he hates reading though he likes space so i bought him a colorful space book and just managed to get it to him i tHINK HE LIKES IT?? he plans on reading it so SCORE

[unhappyunsub-blog]

if you give a juggalo an astromony book: a novel by me

[unhappyunsub-blog]

i want more of that fricking applesauce 

[robchrcen]

They asked to play ‘truth or dare’ but we all know they really mean ‘interrogation or abuse’

[deanobrose]

when teenagers think that their relationship is going to last forever

[unhappyunsub-blog]

i dumped half a container of cinnamon on that apple sauce and practically inhaled two bowls i'm not even sorry

[unhappyunsub-blog]

oh my god this all-natural apple sauce is HEAVENLY 

[unhappyunsub-blog]

linkin park dubstep remixes Wow

[sourwolves]

some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben

[sourwolves]

he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like

maybe i am ben

[uffyflup]

Shiba-Inu Pool Party

Photographs © takyua.baby

[dogdude420-deactivated20140914]

I’m gonna cry

[unhappyunsub-blog]

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?

Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?

Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?

Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?

Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?

Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do

[harellan]

There’s a new world for the winning There’s a new world to be won Do you hear the people sing?

[stylesin]

today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”

[uncheckedprivilege-deactivated2]

when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall

[wintrrsoldierr]

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

[khaleesansa-blog]

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

[ybbai-deactivated20200802]

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE A DOKI AND THEYRE ADORABLE PIECES OF SHIT!?!?!????? ?? ?? ? AND YOU?? ?? ?!???!? !?!?!?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

[signoragracie-deactivated201407]