𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆.

𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦.

[unheroed]

𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐃. a highly private and lowkey interpretation of ashley joanna williams of the evil dead franchise. beloved by motley ( 23, he/they, minors dni. )

a study in survivor's guilt, the (anti)hero's journey, absolute buffoonery, and being an honourary final girl.

𝐃𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑. 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓. 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒.

[unheroed]

hi i finished ash vs evil dead

[bivampir]

the evil dead is the funniest frenchise ive ever seen. this dude named ashley barely survived the weirdest possessed house ever? send him there again, fuck it. oh he survived again? send his ass to a 13th century legend. oh he survived again? send him to walmart bro i don't know

[unheroed]

how dare this show make me cry

[acecroft]

BRUCE CAMPBELL as Ashley Joanna “Ash” Williams in Army of Darkness (1992)

[unheroed]

ASHLEY CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AROUND BLOOD CHALLENGE

[unheroed]

I will finish s3 today if it is the last thing I do

[unheroed]

surprise mfs I’m alive

[unheroed]

i just had a full tilt cinematic moment sprinting home from the bus stop in the pissing down rain while ‘are you gonna be my girl’ cranked in my headphones

[unheroed]

this show continues to get weirder, i say as ash gets choked out to 'take on me' at a sperm bank

[unheroed]

starter call now that the doc is looking spiffy!

[unheroed]

ash is so claustrophobic. this man will not set foot in a basement apartment. in this essay i will

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

i'm very grateful for you.

you're very important to me.

you make me want to be a better person.

you're doing a good job, you know.

i can tell you're trying your hardest.

you constantly impress me.

what's going on? tell me everything.

i'm here to listen to you.

i love you so much.

you know you matter to me, right?

i don't know what i'd do without you.

you were right about everything.

if it matters to you, it matters to me.

i believe in you.

PHYSICAL TOUCH

[ caress ] sender soothes a nervous receiver by stroking their hands up and down receiver's arms

[ absentminded ] sender casually takes receiver's hand in public, laces their fingers, and doesn't let go

[ shoulder ] sender listens to receiver speak and sets a hand on their shoulder while doing so, offering comfort

[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around them, hugging them close

[ smack ] sender gives receiver's butt an affectionate smack as they walk past them

[ dinner ] at dinner, sender reaches across the table and takes receiver's hand

[ check ] sender reaches out to touch receiver, expressing concern for them

[ cuddle ] sender and receiver snuggle

RECEIVING GIFTS

i saw this yesterday, and i had to get it for you.

this reminded me of you.

you said you didn't have one... so i figured i'd get it for you.

i hope you like it. i picked it out just for you.

i loved making this for you.

i know you had a rough week, so i hope this makes you feel better.

it's all for you!

[ birthday ] sender brings receiver a present on their birthday

[ just because ] sender surprises receiver with a gift

[ grateful ] sender gets a present from receiver and expresses their utmost gratitude

[ flowers ] sender brings receiver a bouquet of their favorite flowers

[ candy ] sender gifts receiver with their favorite candy

QUALITY TIME

i'm not going anywhere. i want to stay here with you.

why don't we spend some time together?

i'd rather be alone with you.

let's plan a vacation.

feel like taking a walk? the weather's nice.

i just want to be with you.

this weekend is all about us.

can we plan for some alone time?

[ walk ] sender and receiver go for a comfortable evening stroll

[ bake ] sender and receiver bake something together

[ decorate ] sender and receiver attend a painting class together

[ relax ] sender and receiver relax on the beach

[ craft ] sender helps receiver with a project they've been working on

ACTS OF SERVICE

let me get that for you.

i'll take care of it! i've got it!

you go and sit down. i've got this covered.

i've planned our entire trip. you don't have to lift a finger.

everything's all taken care of!

sit back down! i'll clean up!

i know it was stressing you out. that's why i took care of it.

i'll help you with that.

i watered your plants.

[ breakfast ] sender brings receiver breakfast in bed

[ blanket ] sender notices receiver is cold, so they bring them a blanket and drape it over their shoulders

[ jacket ] sender offers receiver their coat

[ soup ] knowing receiver is sick, sender brings them a bowl of hot soup

[ coffee ] sender brings receiver their favorite coffee order

[taggedmemes]

SEND IN HEADCANON + A WORD / PHRASE FOR A RELEVANT HEADCANON ABOUT MY MUSE.

[unheroed]

i am officially Being Promoted tomorrow and have to lead a coffee tasting that i am so ill prepared for ... gotta go into work early to Consult the Lore

[unheroed]

i have the other starters drafted but i just ,,, this is specifically a starter call for Old Man Ash bc i'm neck deep in av.ed

[unheroed]

white grey black and yellow uwu

for a previous meme post

i'm love you so much,,,, beloved d&d fiend