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"I only had my clown n' jester phases. Nothin' else. Just sayin'. If someone starts spreadin' shit about me"

#IC;;#Dash Commentary;;

" Sooooo where were you planning to take me on this date Mams? " Asmodeus

"It's a surprise! Like! It's gonna snatch ya wig -type of a surprise! You'll love it. Or hate it! Too late to cancel now Ozzie~"

#IC;;#damnablesouls #This is what you get for letting him do all the prep

Also has lots of camera feed footage of other sins making an ass out of themselves. This is why Mammon owns a company that produces house security.

"I will forever cherish the moments Lucifer have walked straight at the glass door"

#IC;;#Dash Commentary;;

houseofasmodeus

"Ah-hoo!!"

A sniff. "Why do I feel like someone is talking shit about me?"

@regina-insatiabilis @unhinged-greed

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"Bee tried to share yer personal self insert inner hippy sex tape, I dunno. There are parts of your past that makes me want to hit ya with a flyswatter"

#IC;;#houseofasmodeus #Good morning Sweets xD #Mammon still thinks it's an actual sex tape #but it's some weird self search or something #I'm just laughing here at Hippy Ozzie forever now

regina-insatiabilis

"I get the feeling we're being watched, Mam." And they don't appreciate it.

@unhinged-greed

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Yeah Mammon noticed the feeling as well, only after Bee opened her mouth about it. "Imagine bein' some lonely sad dorky fuckhead who don't have a life of their own so they need to stalk other's for thrills. Anyway~"

"Wanna find out who is it n' why? Then throw them in a deep dark abyss?"

#IC;;#regina-insatiabilis #mxuntainsidemuses #Dash Commentary;;

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"I'm gonna invent a furry spray, to keep them furries far away from me"

metaladam

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"N' this is why Adam is cool"

#IC;;#MetalAdam #tw; gif #gif

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"Unholy f-..." Mammon managed to avoid Bee, and now there were a table between the Sin twins. "The hell is that shit, Bee? One of Ozzie's sex tapes? Why would you make me watch that shit?"

"N' no! People who overly sexualizes animals and think they are the animals are the worse. Fuckin' sickenin'! I said it once, I'll say it for the rest of my life. Ya can't silence me ya Furrybait"

regina-insatiabilis

"What, no!" She actually looks offended he'd assume such a thing. "This is one of those self-help tapes he did a while back, y'know, finding your inner self and whatever. C'mon, Mam, I'm not gonna shove a sex tape in your face."

Beelzebub was well aware that her baby brother had quite loud opinions about things. It was something that she found endearing most of the time. Right now, though, she had to defend a group she technically had a stake in! "Live and let live, Mam! We don't kinkshame in this house!" The Sin's going to dash from side to side on the table, following her brother's movements. "Let the soothing sight of Momo's self-help tape cover help you!"

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"Wha-.." For some reason that sounded even worse than an actual sex tape. Ozzie going full yoga mode while larping some inner healing guru. You could see it on Mammon's face how disgusted he was by this. "Ew, Bee"

"Good thing our houses are different. I will kinkshame everyone n' hope to get people's dick in a pretzel over an opinion. Because it's fun. Get kinkshamed guys"

#IC;;#regina-insatiabilis

"I'm gonna invent a furry spray, to keep them furries far away from me"

#IC;;#Meme #Mammon is not a fan #if you wanna fuck dogs and cats or get yourself horny over animal overall #Mammon is not there to support your

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". . . . FURRIES SUCKS!"

"Wait. Correction, people who overly sexualizes animals are fuckin' freaks! Or lives their lives thinkin' they are dogs or cats or horses. Seriously furries! What the fuck is their malfunction, fuckin' sad dickheads! Ya'll need psychotherapy! N' strong medication!"

"Fuck freak furries in the head with an iron bat! . . . . Now we can fite, Bee"

regina-insatiabilis

"Hey, Mam. Mam. Mammoooooon. Guess what?"

"You better run."

It's the only warning the other Sin receives before Beelzebub lunges. From the Sin's hands pop a length of rope, a bright and shiny green apple, and a DVD. HOW TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER SELF: A LESSON WITH ASMODEUS. (There's nothing around to watch said DVD upon, but Bee's very aware just the sight of it will be a torment.) "TAKE IT BACK."

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"Unholy f-..." Mammon managed to avoid Bee, and now there were a table between the Sin twins. "The hell is that shit, Bee? One of Ozzie's sex tapes? Why would you make me watch that shit?"

"N' no! People who overly sexualizes animals and think they are the animals are the worse. Fuckin' sickenin'! I said it once, I'll say it for the rest of my life. Ya can't silence me ya Furrybait"

#IC;;#regina-insatiabilis #He loves his twin but-.. xD #He has lot against weird furries #not like against Hellhounds or anything #Just the weird ass furry fans

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"Wish I could say shit about furries, bu' my twin would beat me to the next semester"

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"You better believe."

unhinged-greed

". . . . FURRIES SUCKS!"

"Wait. Correction, people who overly sexualizes animals are fuckin' freaks! Or lives their lives thinkin' they are dogs or cats or horses. Seriously furries! What the fuck is their malfunction, fuckin' sad dickheads! Ya'll need psychotherapy! N' strong medication!"

"Fuck freak furries in the head with an iron bat! . . . . Now we can fite, Bee"

#IC;;#regina-insatiabilis #I as a mun am gonna take fewww steps away #Let Mammon survive alone

"Wish I could say shit about furries, bu' my twin would beat me to the next semester"

#IC;;#Dash Commentary;;#He knows when to shut up apparently

The moment @metaladam uses Finnish in their reply-... I was more than confused //

#OOC;;#Surprised... that's what I am #Finn wth #What a phrase tbh xD #Not used to see my native language around here

vivziepoparchives

Mammon pride keychain available via Shark Robot June 30, 2025. Art by Dagmar.

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#Visage;;#He is 100% cat... fite me #Fellow Ace tho #Love him so much

"WHOA is your dumper a bank loan? 'cos you got my interest~" ( BAH! )

Was this little peasant fucker just coming on to him!? "The fuck is yer problem ya cunt!? I mean, sure I have adorable ass and very lovely body shape. Round is a good shape, but ew. Neva' check me out again, or I'll find a way to hurt everyone ya love" unfortunately there still was a contract between them so Mammon couldn't kill this imp bastard, otherwise there would be Blitz sized hole on a floor.

#IC;;#blitzbuckz #lmao #Blitz kinda shut him down #He is not okay with shit like this... LIZZY why xD

Whoever decided which characters gets lots of merch and which gets shot in the dick.

Thank you for the Mammon shirt, Mammon standee, Mammon keychain-..

OH WAIT-..

Sorry, thank you for the ONE Mammon sticker. Fuck this merch drop in the ass. I'm pissed //

#OOC;;#For real #They shafted both Mammon and Barbie in the ass the worse possible way #We do need merch for underage character for Pride uhhuh #not for Mammon or Barbie #Great job

"Happy Pride Month ya cunts! Don' forget yer Pride outfits n' flag n' stuff! Sales goin' on right now!"

#IC;;#Happy Pride Month from your local ACE #He gonna sell lotsa good Pride stuff for ya'll #Pride to profit #why not

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