Unhinged British gremlin

[robincallauthor]

Teasers for my 2025 releases:

☘️ Irish Cream Bundt Cake (Book 2 of The Sweet Treats Bakery series)

🎸 Rockstar at the Reception (Trysts & Tropes)

🧙‍♀️ The first of the Guild Vol I: Torn

💀Raspberry Truffles (Book 3 of The Sweet Treats Bakery series)

[nondelphic]

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Smutty One-Liners Part VII

"Let me kiss it better."

"You definitely know what to do."

"Why am I the only one naked right now?"

"I just need you to say yes."

"Your screams will wake everyone up."

"We have all night together."

"Let me feel you react."

"What a dirty little mind you have."

"Please, tell me what to do."

"You seem to like what you see."

"Are you looking for your underwear?"

"Oh, you're so sensitive."

"You really are a good boy/girl."

"This is not the time to act innocent."

"Stop looking at me like that or I can't guarantee for anything."

"I'm going to shower now. You're coming?"

"Hmm, maybe I should shut you up now."

"Maybe it's a sin, but I don't care."

"You're such a tease!"

"Oh, we're not done yet."

Smut Masterpost

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[unhingedbritishgremlin]

5 posts!

[deadghostgirl12345]

*writes a sentence or two after writing nothing for days*

[nondelphic]

you know you’re a writer when…

you spend 30 minutes choosing the perfect synonym for “said” only to change it back to “said.”

you google “how long does it take to bleed out” at 3 a.m. and now the FBI is probably watching you.

you write one sentence, stare at it, rewrite it 14 times, and somehow end up back at the original version.

“this scene is so important” but you have no idea what the scene actually is or why it’s important.

you come up with the best story ideas… in the shower… with no way to write them down.

your characters feel like real people but also you’re like “who are these guys and what do they want from me?”

your brain says “start writing!” but instead you reorganize your desk, reread your notes, and spend two hours naming a side character who shows up once.

you’ve cried over your WIP exactly 67 times and will do it again because the pain is the point.

you reread something you wrote and think, “wow, did i peak as a writer three months ago?”

every writing session begins with the sacred ritual of scrolling social media, opening unnecessary tabs, and procrastinating until panic sets in.

you have no idea how long a chapter should be, so you just… vibe.

you can’t watch tv or movies without mentally critiquing the plot, dialogue, and pacing.

your writing playlist is 98% vibes, 2% songs you’ll actually listen to while writing.

you keep a “murder notebook” but swear it’s not suspicious because it’s for your novel (probably).

the phrase “just one more draft” is your eternal mantra, even though you’ve rewritten this thing more times than you can count.

[writer-psalmie]

H...E...L...P!!! 😭😭

[ultorspiritus]

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[unhingedbritishgremlin]

Welcome to Rosewoods asylum

Your new home 🖤

[unhingedbritishgremlin]

My debut novel

TT is coming soon.

Why choose, forbidden asylum romance (FFM)

Tropes:

Morally black / golden retriever mmc

Secret society

Unhinged fmc's

FF action / group scenes

Improper use of eyelash curlers

Mute mmc

They heal each other

Reverse age gap x2

All of them are switches

Pierced peen

Good girl / good boy

Fast pace / spice

Food play (jar of salsa)