* hey there. @unholyconcessions - Tumblr Blog

* speaking of my brother.

#* bbl.#* if you ever meet him call him dracula. that's the nametag for him.#* trust me. the guy loves it.#txt

* food court

* my brother likes to make fun of my dumbass teeth by calling me "boaris." * he thinks it annoys the shit out of me but fails to realize he's annoying by default. anything he says makes me want to throw him out the window like a lance.

* what i'm saying is, i actually don't care what you call me. you've got options.

#* cesspool isn't too far off the mark.#txt

* "holly" catches on. * i leak a snuff film of me beating the shit out of fin with a spritely overlay of jingle bells.

#* festive.#txt

serafxn-a

I’M AN ENTERPRISING MOTHERFUCKER SO I CAME UP WITH A FEW NICKNAME IDEAS FOR “TERRY” OVER AT @unholyconcessions PURELY BASED ON HIS URL:

HOLLY, CONNIE, CESSPIT, CESSPOOL, SESH

NONE OF THESE ARE ANY BETTER. IN FACT THEY’RE OBJECTIVELY WORSE.

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* "frank." * unholy concession. sounds kind of like kevin spacey.

#* if you call me holly i will absolutely punch you.#serafxn

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#NICE JACKET BUT WHERE’S YOUR COSTUME

* nice blog but where’s your brand.

serafxn-a

ON MY ASS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

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* oh. convenient. this tells me everything i needed to know, thanks.

* i've got one too except it's a tramp stamp of the middle finger emoji. * have fun picturing that.

#* the ceiling.#* shit dude. what happened to your face?#serafxn #{{ m... mood tho. mood }}

* there are some days i'm pretty sure my head's gonna split like a pistachio, but it's cool. i'm cool.

#txt

* a noncomittal wave to those of you who are somehow, by some ungodly speed, finding my blog now. * my name is terry. but some of you may know me as "lord of the tutorial." * i'm a big deal.

#* (joke.)#* i'd throw an empty threat here but 'terry' really isn't the worst nickname i've ever gotten.#* it's the jacket right? it's gotta be the jacket.#txt

#NICE JACKET BUT WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME

* nice blog but where's your brand.

#* what the fuck. everything's different.#serafxn

* alt; costume?

#* i'd wear this again.#txt

sourtrout;

Honestly you probably knew me as BIG MOIST (in all caps, the caps were a REQUIREMENT) more than anything else, but yeah Prickly or just Undyne works. I do have a pretty memorable face though. ;}

Glad you’re having fun!!! Picked a good costume to do it with too!

* that's it. that was the nickname. holy shit * hard to forget someone who's 50% razor blades. you need to calm down- "armed to the teeth" isn't going out of fashion any time soon, pal.

* i just wanted to make sure they knew to get their shittin' pants on before making a move.

#* or some other overused quote.#* let's catch up some time.#sourtrout

sourtrout;

Duuuuuuuuuuude

Sup!!! How’s shit been?

* the shorthand is i've been scaring these shithead teenagers off my yard all goddamn night. * halloween brings 'em out like nothing else, and they generally aren't after candy.

* the long story can wait 'til later. too early. * don't hate me, but uh. i've never really called you by a nickname, right? * it's one of those "faces, but not the names" things. you know how it is.

#YOOOOOOO I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES DUDE #NICE

* yeah. i guess it has been awhile. * hey.

#sourtrout

#daddy

#gif #* thanks.#snapsback

* happy “piss of your neighbors, but in a costume or whatever” day. * surprise, motherfuckers.

#* pics.#* i've been chasing kids off my property all goddamn night. what's good.#mun draws #{{ POINTS. I COLORED THIS }}#{{ THIS IS THE MOST EFFORT IVE EXPENDED FOR A DRAWING IN YEARS... }}#{{ alas. this is... really. really dark 💦 my laptop screen made it look so much more together?? }}#{{ ill just have to get used to it i guess! learn how to get around that. HIS SCARF DEADASS LOOKED ORANGE ON MY LAPTOP }}

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#long post //#ooc #ooc for ic #tagged #doin ALL the dead blogs. smh #i love this meme