* speaking of my brother.

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@unholyconcessions
* speaking of my brother.
* food court
* my brother likes to make fun of my dumbass teeth by calling me "boaris." * he thinks it annoys the shit out of me but fails to realize he's annoying by default. anything he says makes me want to throw him out the window like a lance.
* what i'm saying is, i actually don't care what you call me. you've got options.
* "holly" catches on. * i leak a snuff film of me beating the shit out of fin with a spritely overlay of jingle bells.
I’M AN ENTERPRISING MOTHERFUCKER SO I CAME UP WITH A FEW NICKNAME IDEAS FOR “TERRY” OVER AT @unholyconcessions PURELY BASED ON HIS URL:
HOLLY, CONNIE, CESSPIT, CESSPOOL, SESH
NONE OF THESE ARE ANY BETTER. IN FACT THEY’RE OBJECTIVELY WORSE.
* "frank." * unholy concession. sounds kind of like kevin spacey.
#NICE JACKET BUT WHERE’S YOUR COSTUME
* nice blog but where’s your brand.
ON MY ASS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
* oh. convenient. this tells me everything i needed to know, thanks.
* i've got one too except it's a tramp stamp of the middle finger emoji. * have fun picturing that.
* there are some days i'm pretty sure my head's gonna split like a pistachio, but it's cool. i'm cool.
* a noncomittal wave to those of you who are somehow, by some ungodly speed, finding my blog now. * my name is terry. but some of you may know me as "lord of the tutorial." * i'm a big deal.
#NICE JACKET BUT WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME
* nice blog but where's your brand.
* alt; costume?
sourtrout;
Honestly you probably knew me as BIG MOIST (in all caps, the caps were a REQUIREMENT) more than anything else, but yeah Prickly or just Undyne works. I do have a pretty memorable face though. ;}
Glad you’re having fun!!! Picked a good costume to do it with too!
* that's it. that was the nickname. holy shit * hard to forget someone who's 50% razor blades. you need to calm down- "armed to the teeth" isn't going out of fashion any time soon, pal.
* i just wanted to make sure they knew to get their shittin' pants on before making a move.
sourtrout;
Duuuuuuuuuuude
Sup!!! How’s shit been?
* the shorthand is i've been scaring these shithead teenagers off my yard all goddamn night. * halloween brings 'em out like nothing else, and they generally aren't after candy.
* the long story can wait 'til later. too early. * don't hate me, but uh. i've never really called you by a nickname, right? * it's one of those "faces, but not the names" things. you know how it is.
#YOOOOOOO I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES DUDE #NICE
* yeah. i guess it has been awhile. * hey.
#daddy
* happy “piss of your neighbors, but in a costume or whatever” day. * surprise, motherfuckers.
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