Simple Sinner

unholygentleman:

Okay but imagine if that was all it took?

Or maybe your age is catching up to you?

I really doubt it, but it would be kind of hilarious, actually.

[Covers his eyes with his arm] I’m not going senile, Stanley. I’m just not.

It would, but I’m not going to talk to Him, either.

[Okay.... He is done with Luci acting like a big baby so he is just going to punch him.] Stop overthinking it, Luci. If you were to go senile, it would of been years ago.

lukas-musings

I’d order you to lick my boots But you’re not even worth ᴛʜᴀᴛ. — ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔. —

#@arthur #tbh #musings

lukas-musings

Poor little 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝒆 His kingdom came tumbling down And now - - He’s at the ᴡɪʟʟ of the 𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖

#Musings

unholygentleman:

What if we just asked Him? [burst out laughing at his own suggestions] Can you imagine?

Hopefully it does. I wont have to hear you whine about it anymore.

I’d sooner endure torture than ask Him for anything. Fuck.

[He hums] I don’t like how it makes me feel, either. Maybe it’s just a rough patch. It’d better be, anyway.

Okay but imagine if that was all it took?

Or maybe your age is catching up to you?

unholygentleman:

I mean, we could always try again. We certainly have the resources for it.

You must seriously think you’re ill if you’re willing to meditate, or at least suggest meditating.

I suppose. We’d have to come up with a really good plan though…

Yeah… [He pinches the bridge of his nose] Hopefully, it’ll just pass.

#hailmyself #he says that with love

What if we just asked Him? [burst out laughing at his own suggestions] Can you imagine?

Hopefully it does. I wont have to hear you whine about it anymore.

unholygentleman:

[Smiles slightly] True, but I was still promised Heaven, precious brother.

[…] [Puts hands on forehead] Well you’re not burning up more so than you usually are.

We both got robbed, so we both suffer for it, I suppose.

That rules out being physically ill. Maybe it’s just a head thing. Like, my brain’s a little off. Maybe I should like, meditate or something.

I mean, we could always try again. We certainly have the resources for it.

You must seriously think you’re ill if you’re willing to meditate, or at least suggest meditating.

unholygentleman:

No, not really. I’m not made for sympathy. [pauses] Well I was, but all my sympathy was tossed away when I followed you.

[rolls his eyes] How could I ever forget. It’s not like you like to remind everyone every single day.

But you love me, and we have a lovely kingdom together. That’s what matters, dear brother.

Mmmn… I have been feeling a bit “out of it” recently. Hopefully I get back into my groove soon. I hate feeling like this.

[Smiles slightly] True, but I was still promised Heaven, precious brother.

[...] [Puts hands on forehead] Well you're not burning up more so than you usually are.

unholygentleman:

Neither do I, but you don’t see my complaining like a little child.

[snorTS] Maybe she was talking about your personality.

Fuck off, Stanley. My ego’s been shot. Have yoy no sympathy for a fellow devil? [DRAPES HAND DRAMATICALLY OVER HEAD]

Shut up. I’m beautiful inside and out. I was His favorite, you know.

No, not really. I’m not made for sympathy. [pauses] Well I was, but all my sympathy was tossed away when I followed you.

[rolls his eyes] How could I ever forget. It’s not like you like to remind everyone every single day.

unholygentleman:

Just because of one person? Truly astonishing. Maybe there is something wrong with yo.

I don’t like rejection, Stanley. [ :/ ]

And she called me ugly. That’s unacceptable.

Neither do I, but you don’t see my complaining like a little child.

[snorTS] Maybe she was talking about your personality.

Good.

[Well technically he is already dead, but don’t worry. Many things were done of the sinful variation. He at least made sure she had a good time.]

Well that certainly was fun.

#asamericanasapplepie

unholygentleman:

[ROLLS HIS EYES]

Whatever you say, Princess.

I’m heartbroken, Stanley. Heartbroken.

Just because of one person? Truly astonishing. Maybe there is something wrong with yo.

unholygentleman:

Someone is be a little overdramatic. [Remember all the fucks he had to give were spent eons ago.]

How could you do this to me. After all I’ve done for you.

[ROLLS HIS EYES]

Whatever you say, Princess.

asamericanasapplepie

unholygentleman:

[This isn’t what he expected, but alias he also likes to fuck with Luci and have sex. So he just nods along with what she is saying.] Of course, all of that can be done and more if you wished.

Perfect! [Claps]

Of course if you have any rules I’ll follow those. This is a mutual thing, obviously.

As long as you don’t have a kink for taking a piss on someone or yourself. Or eating oneself or others, then I’m pretty much game for anything.

#asamericanasapplepie

@unholygentleman

I’ve been betrayed. My own brother. How could you.

Someone is be a little overdramatic. [Remember all the fucks he had to give were spent eons ago.]

@asamericanasapplepie

Ah, you must be this Mia I’ve been hearing about lately. [looks her up and down] I must say you are quite the beauty. [grabs her hand and kisses] I’d be honored to have you in my bed chambers.

asamericanasapplepie

[!! Look at her cute lil grin] You don’t even know the full idea, yet, mister Satan! I’m guessing you’ve heard that Dicky and I are special friends. Well, Lucifer found out, and is ever so jealous that I’ve never been in a bed with him, so he asked me to join him. Usually, it’s not that easy to get me. it’s much harder. I’m a girl who likes to be pampered, Satan. I need people to be nice. I have high standards. So I told Lucifer that, and I called him ugly to his face. Basically, he’s trying desperately to get me into bed with him, and I’m going to make it more amusing for me. I figured, sleeping with you would make him even more amusing. I’ll sleep with you on two conditions.

One, you have to use a condom. That’s nonnegotiable with anyone I sleep with. Two, you have to understand that this is purely for amusement. You are much more than welcome to tell Lucifer that you seduced me, I encourage it, but between us, this is only for a lie.