FDT

[animatedtext]

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[unclefather]

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[snowys1349]

lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼

[donut-gal98]

which store is this? xx

[snowys1349]

hazylines.com

[donut-gal98]

omg i entered ‘i’m poor’ and i got 20% off bless :’) 

[deathmetalcrungle]

this is legit and they have really cute stuff i 10/10 recommend

[fashionistaflower]

i got 50c off 😬

[hazylines]

that was a poor effort smh

[fashionistaflower]

^^ omG 😳 😳

[morningclarity]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[w0wls]

Ratatoiue 2

[sneeking]

i am.. .CRYING G

[silkandcinnamon]

I have so many questions..

[teenscoolest]

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

I want all these things!!!!

Esp 707….pls.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.

Pls give me 707…I beg you.

[hisshissimnagini]

I’m nervous

[teen4ge-dreams2]

Red nails Like or reblog if you save/use

[teen4ge-dreams2]

🌵🌾 Like or reblog if you save/use

[locked-screen]

e v a n

[unhumorly]

HAVE U GUYS EVER BEEN SO MAD YOU COULD ACTUALLY MURDER SOMEONE?

[unhumorly]

I just got friend zoned with a poop emoji omfg

[qweety-archive-deactivated20240]

plap plap plap plap plap plap 

[kues]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

@everythingungodly

[unhumorly]

Can you guys ever just tell that it's going to be the shittiest weak ever