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@frosteddildos
“how come you barely hit me up?”
“i barely hit anyone up anymore honestly.”
“so am i just anyone?”
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect
me: is spacing out
someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt
my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m
When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end
(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post
Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”
Me:
I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”
he just really tears it apart doesnt he
insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–
TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
The Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from Mars.
Pope: “Do you know Jesus?”
Alien: “Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year.”
Pope: “Every year?! It’s about two millennia and we’re still waiting for his second coming.”
Alien: “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate.”
Pope: “Chocolate?”
Alien: “Every time he visits, we gather the best chocolate from each manufacturing plant and give them to him before he leaves. Why, what did you do the first time he came here?”
peck
my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia
i found out that Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)
I thought this site was shutting down
why are you all still here
Just to suffer!
At the end of Shrek 1 Fiona is surprisingly chill with the dragon that kept her captive and killed all her would-be-rescuers.
what the fuck
no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid
Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..