Trust in fate to guide your feet.

[cutest-animals-here]

(Source)

[fuckboyzuko]

McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.

[adventuringasnotagrownup-deacti]

[untamedcomets]

This is important

[memory-machine]

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

[planetarybrobecks-deactivated20]

me, coming out of a depressive episode: lol that was so extra

[botanize]

[hodinodi]

If Wolf!Link came as a pupper rather than a fully-grown wolf in the game huhu :3c Take care of him Link!

[perrfectly]

You’re worth a handwritten letter, a random trip at night to the beach, a painting that says more than a thousand words.

Scottie Waves (via perrfectly)

[vintageborn]

[honeybutterloaf]

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

[thetrippytrip]

[nupuroo]

@illmaticraj

[thelovejournals]

She scares the hell out of me and calms my soul at the same time. Maybe that’s what love is—a total contradiction that somehow balances out.

Tammara Webber, Where You Are  (via wordsnquotes)

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[feircemajorasblog]

Wait you have a child?

[thebootydiaries]

not anymore helen i took care of it

[ottrspc]

[ruinedchildhood]

[susielesbian]

me this morning: today’s the day i Get Stuff Done!

by 9 pm:

[pettycentral]

[madeline-kahn]

“That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby and it didn’t occur to me to mind.”

Dirty Dancing (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino