Toto I've a feeling we're fucked

Welcome to the joyless gulag I call "my Eurovision blog"

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Why do you love Toto so much? (I also Find him iconic But probably not as much as you)

Because he's a sexy beast who writes killer music

That is all ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

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Israel: Noa Kirel mocks Spain's national football team with her new song, "Think you're Messi" - Eurovision News | Music | Fun

Noa Kirel, who participated in Eurovision 2023, sends a clear message of support to Argentina and mock of Spain. Israeli singer Noa Kirel, k

This aged beautifully 😍

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I dided it.

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Eurovision Song Contest fan bingo by me^^

No credits needed, but just please don't claim it as yours!! Have fun playing<3

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Must we live in squalor.

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i may be the worst blog you follow but you still follow me

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Wait, Poli Genova is pro Z? 😪

Also thanks for the cookie lol

.... holy shit I meant Polina Gagarina

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Interesting how people defend Akylas (and even attack Leleka) although it is known that at least one girl from Tatu supports Putin and the war. People would definitely have a different reaction if Akylas sang a song by an Israeli artist. Hate the double standards

tATu do suck indeed but at the end of the day this is all a stupid argument over a complete non issue that only cements my belief that this contest has gone to the dogs and there's nothing but rot left by now

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Obviously, I will never support a genocide or people shamelessly supporting a genocide, but I feel that there's a pattern of some Ukrainian representatives with the lamest song who have this obnoxious holier-than-thou attitude (Jamala, Leleka).

Tbf that's only 2 people after the 20+ they've sent, but point still stands lmao imagine having a victim complex over a hugely popular song from over 20 years ago

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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

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i know Canada's participation is quite shady, but are there any Canadian artists you would like to see?

I would love to see Them Buggeroff

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I wish I was joking

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How unnecessary and a bit tone deaf

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The Signs and their Eurovision Winners... Again

Third time lucky, tl;dr had to pull out a website called Astro-Seek to pinpoint the precise transition dates for anyone born around the 19th-23rd of their respective months of their respective years to truly try and nail down their sign.

Have I ever mentioned that I'm autistic?

♈ Aries: Agnetha Fältskog (ABBA, 1974), Ard Weeink (Teach-In, 1975) Lee Sheridan (Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Elisabeth Andreassen (Bobbysocks, 1985), Céline Dion (1988), Nenad Nakić (Riva, 1989), Linda Martin (1992), Rolf Løvland (Secret Garden, 1995) Katrina Leskanich (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Nils Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Sergei Morgun (2XL, 2001) Duncan Laurence (2019)

♉ Taurus: Teddy Scholten (1959), Jacqueline Boyer (1960), Jørgen Ingmann (1963), Björn Ulvaeus (ABBA, 1974), Marie Myriam (1977), Johnny Logan (1980 and 1987), Jay Aston (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Emilija Kokić, Dalibor Musap AND Zvonimir Zrilić (All Riva, 1989), Paul Harrington (1994), Alexander Rybak (2009), Victoria de Angelis (Måneskin, 2021), Oleh Psiuk and MC KylymMen (both Kalush Orchestra, 2022), JJ (2025)

♊ Gemini: Grethe Ingmann (1963), Salomé (Spain, 1969), Anne-Marie David (1973), Koos Versteeg (Teach-In, 1975), Kaido Põldma (2XL, 2001), Ruslana (2004), Lena Meyer-Landrut (2010), Eldar Qasımov (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Måns Zelmerlöw (2015)

♋ Cancer: John Gaasbeek (Teach-In, 1975), Toto Cutugno (1990), Marie N (2002), Amen and OX (both Lordi, 2006)

♌ Leo: Isabelle Aubret (1962), Massiel (1968), Per and Richard Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Nemo (2024)

♍ Virgo: Dana (1970), Vicky Leandros (1972), Bobby Gee (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Boško Colić (Riva, 1989), Carola (1991), Fionnuala Sherry and Hans Frederik-Jacobsen (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Indrek Soom (2XL, 2001), Nigar Jamal (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Jamala (2016), Dara (2026)

♎ Libra: France Gall (1965), Udo Jürgens (1966), Séverine (1971), Chris de Wolde (Teach-In, 1975), Smulik Bilu (Milk and Honey, 1979), Sandra Kim (1986), Åsa Jinder (Secret Garden and Co, 1995) Vince de la Cruz (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Charlotte Nilsson (1999), Loreen (2012 and 2023), Ethan Torchio (Måneskin, 2021), Sasha Tab and Vitalii Duzhyk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♏ Scorpio: Jean-Claude Pascale (1961), Frida Boccara (France 1969), Lulu (UK, 1969), Anni-Frid Lyngstad (ABBA, 1974), Rudi Nijhuis (Teach-In, 1975), Reuven Erez (Alphabeta, 1978), Nicole (1982), Corinne Hermès (1983), Louis Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Tanel Padar (2001), Marija Šerifović (2007), Conchita Wurst (2014)

♐ Sagittarius: Corry Brokken (1957), Gigliola Cinquetti (1964), Benny Andersson (ABBA, 1974), Martin Lee, Nicky Stevens AND Sandra Stevens (all Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Reuven Gvirtz (Milk and Honey, 1979), Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Charlie McGettigan (1994), Eimear Quinn (1996), Kimberley Rew (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Sertab Erener (2003)

♑ Capricorn: André Claveau (1958), Esther Tzuberi (Alphabeta, 1978), Gali Altari (1979), Aleksandra Kalafatović (Riva, 1989) Dima Bilan (2008), Salvador Sobral (2017), Damiano David and Thomas Raggi (both Måneskin, 2021), Ihor Didenchuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♒ Aquarius: Yehuda Tamir (Milk and Honey, 1979), Hanne Krogh (Bobbysocks, 1985), Niamh Kavanagh (1993), Gunnhild Tvinnereim (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Dana International (1998), Dave Benton (2001), Helena Paparizou (2005), Mr Lordi and Kita (both Lordi, 2006), Netta Barzilai (2018), Tymofii Muzychuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♓ Pisces: Lys Assia (1956), Sandie Shaw (1967), Lenny Kuhr (Netherlands, 1969), Getty Kaspers (Teach-In, 1975), Yizhar Cohen (1978), Cheryl Baker (Bucks Fizz, 1981) Jørgen Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Lauri Pihlap (2XL, 2001) Awa (Lordi, 2006), Emmelie de Forest (2013)

UNKNOWN: Lisa Gold-Rubin, Itzhak Okev and Nehama Shutan (all Alphabeta, 1978), Alex Cooper (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), as usual if you have any information about these one then please let me know

Of course I have notes, who do you think I am?

People who are Very Into this type of thing and who were also born on astrologically awkward dates such as, say, June 21st or August 23rd, will typically calculate their sign using the precise moment they were born, however as you can imagine that is an extremely bizarre question to ask someone you don't actually know, so what I've done here is basically just used whatever sign took up the majority of the day they were born in the timezone they were born in.

In case I sound like a stalker, all of this information is readily available on Wikipedia anyway.

Anyways, the major changes are now:

Salomé, June 21st 1939, changed from Gemini to Cancer then back to Gemini

Vicky Leandros, August 23rd 1949, changed from Leo to Virgo

Bobby Gee, August 23rd 1953, changed from Leo to Virgo

At this point I should post the birthday list and let the Horoscope nerds fight over it.

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The Signs and Their Eurovision Winners: Revisited

As I said, the old list had a few mistakes as well as way too many addendums/additional notes to explain changes, so fuck it, I just redid the whole thing.

I didn't double check EVRYONE'S birthday because honestly I don't even remember how me and @ignatius-servatius managed to find some of them, but I have rechecked most of them. There aren't too many changes, but...

WE HAVE TWO NEW CANCERIANS EVRYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE RAREST SIGN FINALLY GETTING SOME MORE NAMES WHOO It still only has 6 names now but that's better than 4

Without further ado...

♈ Aries: Agnetha Fältskog (ABBA, 1974), Ard Weeink (Teach-In, 1975) Lee Sheridan (Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Elisabeth Andreassen (Bobbysocks, 1985), Céline Dion (1988), Nenad Nakić (Riva, 1989), Linda Martin (1992), Rolf Løvland (Secret Garden, 1995) Katrina Leskanich (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Nils Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Sergei Morgun (2XL, 2001) Duncan Laurence (2019)

♉ Taurus: Teddy Scholten (1959), Jacqueline Boyer (1960), Jørgen Ingmann (1963), Björn Ulvaeus (ABBA, 1974), Marie Myriam (1977), Johnny Logan (1980 and 1987), Jay Aston (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Emilija Kokić, Dalibor Musap AND Zvonimir Zrilić (All Riva, 1989), Paul Harrington (1994), Alexander Rybak (2009), Victoria de Angelis (Måneskin, 2021), Oleh Psiuk and MC KylymMen (both Kalush Orchestra, 2022), JJ (2025)

♊ Gemini: Grethe Ingmann (1963), Anne-Marie David (1973), Koos Versteeg (Teach-In, 1975), Kaido Põldma (2XL, 2001), Ruslana (2004), Lena Meyer-Landrut (2010), Eldar Qasımov (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Måns Zelmerlöw (2015)

♋ Cancer: Salomé (Spain, 1969), John Gaasbeek (Teach-In, 1975), Toto Cutugno (1990), Marie N (2002), Amen and OX (both Lordi, 2006)

♌ Leo: Isabelle Aubret (1962), Massiel (1968), Vicky Leandros (1972), Per and Richard Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Bobby Gee (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Nemo (2024)

♍ Virgo: Dana (1970), Boško Colić (Riva, 1989), Carola (1991), Fionnuala Sherry and Hans Frederik-Jacobsen (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Indrek Soom (2XL, 2001), Nigar Jamal (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Jamala (2016), Dara (2026)

♎ Libra: France Gall (1965), Udo Jürgens (1966), Séverine (1971), Chris de Wolde (Teach-In, 1975), Smulik Bilu (Milk and Honey, 1979), Sandra Kim (1986), Åsa Jinder (Secret Garden and Co, 1995) Vince de la Cruz (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Charlotte Nilsson (1999), Loreen (2012 and 2023), Ethan Torchio (Måneskin, 2021), Sasha Tab and Vitalii Duzhyk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♏ Scorpio: Jean-Claude Pascale (1961), Frida Boccara (France 1969), Lulu (UK, 1969), Anni-Frid Lyngstad (ABBA, 1974), Rudi Nijhuis (Teach-In, 1975), Reuven Erez (Alphabeta, 1978), Nicole (1982), Corinne Hermès (1983), Louis Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Tanel Padar (2001), Marija Šerifović (2007), Conchita Wurst (2014)

♐ Sagittarius: Corry Brokken (1957), Gigliola Cinquetti (1964), Benny Andersson (ABBA, 1974), Martin Lee, Nicky Stevens AND Sandra Stevens (all Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Reuven Gvirtz (Milk and Honey, 1979), Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Charlie McGettigan (1994), Eimear Quinn (1996), Kimberley Rew (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Sertab Erener (2003)

♑ Capricorn: André Claveau (1958), Esther Tzuberi (Alphabeta, 1978), Gali Altari (1979), Aleksandra Kalafatović (Riva, 1989) Dima Bilan (2008), Salvador Sobral (2017), Damiano David and Thomas Raggi (both Måneskin, 2021), Ihor Didenchuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♒ Aquarius: Yehuda Tamir (Milk and Honey, 1979), Hanne Krogh (Bobbysocks, 1985), Niamh Kavanagh (1993), Gunnhild Tvinnereim (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Dana International (1998), Dave Benton (2001), Helena Paparizou (2005), Mr Lordi and Kita (both Lordi, 2006), Netta Barzilai (2018), Tymofii Muzychuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♓ Pisces: Lys Assia (1956), Sandie Shaw (1967), Lenny Kuhr (Netherlands, 1969), Getty Kaspers (Teach-In, 1975), Yizhar Cohen (1978), Cheryl Baker (Bucks Fizz, 1981) Jørgen Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Lauri Pihlap (2XL, 2001) Awa (Lordi, 2006), Emmelie de Forest (2013)

UNKNOWN: Lisa Gold-Rubin*, Itzhak Okev and Nehama Shutan* (all Alphabeta, 1978), Alex Cooper (Katrina and the Waves, 1997)

*I did uncover some information regarding Lisa Gold-Rubin and Nehama Shutan which would make them Pisces and Leo respectively, however I was unable to confirm whether they were the actual Eurovision performers or whether they just happened to share the same names. The lead for Gold-Rubin is stronger… but still unconfirmed 😅

Joke's on you there's still notes.

I ended up redoing this list after seeing a post in the ESC tag about how today is Marie N's birthday, which I immediately double-checked since my list had her birthday as July 23rd and not June 23rd. Lo and behold, it's actually June.

This was probably the... third time I'd had to correct something; first was when I Googled Linda Martin for something unrelated and noticed Wikipedia showing her birthday as 27th March and not... think it was 15th April previously, this didn't change her sign but still made me worry I'd gotten some other people's birthday's wrong, and second was with Andre Claveau as his birthday on Wikipedia recently updated from 17th December to 29th December, which DID change his sign. Marie N updating from July 23rd to June 23rd was just the final straw.

Oh and I had Salome down as Gemini for AGES since the Zodiac book I was using showed June 21st as a Gemini birthday, however all other sources I've seen, including Wikipedia, show it as a Cancer birthday. It's bang on the cusp between the two so unless I somehow managed to ask her what her sign is, it's staying as Cancer for now.

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... just noticing mistakes on this one too Godammit

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The Signs and Their Eurovision Winners: Revisited

As I said, the old list had a few mistakes as well as way too many addendums/additional notes to explain changes, so fuck it, I just redid the whole thing.

I didn't double check EVRYONE'S birthday because honestly I don't even remember how me and @ignatius-servatius managed to find some of them, but I have rechecked most of them. There aren't too many changes, but...

WE HAVE TWO NEW CANCERIANS EVRYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE RAREST SIGN FINALLY GETTING SOME MORE NAMES WHOO It still only has 6 names now but that's better than 4

Without further ado...

♈ Aries: Agnetha Fältskog (ABBA, 1974), Ard Weeink (Teach-In, 1975) Lee Sheridan (Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Elisabeth Andreassen (Bobbysocks, 1985), Céline Dion (1988), Nenad Nakić (Riva, 1989), Linda Martin (1992), Rolf Løvland (Secret Garden, 1995) Katrina Leskanich (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Nils Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Sergei Morgun (2XL, 2001) Duncan Laurence (2019)

♉ Taurus: Teddy Scholten (1959), Jacqueline Boyer (1960), Jørgen Ingmann (1963), Björn Ulvaeus (ABBA, 1974), Marie Myriam (1977), Johnny Logan (1980 and 1987), Jay Aston (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Emilija Kokić, Dalibor Musap AND Zvonimir Zrilić (All Riva, 1989), Paul Harrington (1994), Alexander Rybak (2009), Victoria de Angelis (Måneskin, 2021), Oleh Psiuk and MC KylymMen (both Kalush Orchestra, 2022), JJ (2025)

♊ Gemini: Grethe Ingmann (1963), Anne-Marie David (1973), Koos Versteeg (Teach-In, 1975), Kaido Põldma (2XL, 2001), Ruslana (2004), Lena Meyer-Landrut (2010), Eldar Qasımov (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Måns Zelmerlöw (2015)

♋ Cancer: Salomé (Spain, 1969), John Gaasbeek (Teach-In, 1975), Toto Cutugno (1990), Marie N (2002), Amen and OX (both Lordi, 2006)

♌ Leo: Isabelle Aubret (1962), Massiel (1968), Vicky Leandros (1972), Per and Richard Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Bobby Gee (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Nemo (2024)

♍ Virgo: Dana (1970), Boško Colić (Riva, 1989), Carola (1991), Fionnuala Sherry and Hans Frederik-Jacobsen (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Indrek Soom (2XL, 2001), Nigar Jamal (Ell & Nikki, 2011), Jamala (2016), Dara (2026)

♎ Libra: France Gall (1965), Udo Jürgens (1966), Séverine (1971), Chris de Wolde (Teach-In, 1975), Smulik Bilu (Milk and Honey, 1979), Sandra Kim (1986), Åsa Jinder (Secret Garden and Co, 1995) Vince de la Cruz (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Charlotte Nilsson (1999), Loreen (2012 and 2023), Ethan Torchio (Måneskin, 2021), Sasha Tab and Vitalii Duzhyk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♏ Scorpio: Jean-Claude Pascale (1961), Frida Boccara (France 1969), Lulu (UK, 1969), Anni-Frid Lyngstad (ABBA, 1974), Rudi Nijhuis (Teach-In, 1975), Reuven Erez (Alphabeta, 1978), Nicole (1982), Corinne Hermès (1983), Louis Herrey (Herreys, 1984), Tanel Padar (2001), Marija Šerifović (2007), Conchita Wurst (2014)

♐ Sagittarius: Corry Brokken (1957), Gigliola Cinquetti (1964), Benny Andersson (ABBA, 1974), Martin Lee, Nicky Stevens AND Sandra Stevens (all Brotherhood of Man, 1976), Reuven Gvirtz (Milk and Honey, 1979), Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz, 1981), Charlie McGettigan (1994), Eimear Quinn (1996), Kimberley Rew (Katrina and the Waves, 1997), Sertab Erener (2003)

♑ Capricorn: André Claveau (1958), Esther Tzuberi (Alphabeta, 1978), Gali Altari (1979), Aleksandra Kalafatović (Riva, 1989) Dima Bilan (2008), Salvador Sobral (2017), Damiano David and Thomas Raggi (both Måneskin, 2021), Ihor Didenchuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♒ Aquarius: Yehuda Tamir (Milk and Honey, 1979), Hanne Krogh (Bobbysocks, 1985), Niamh Kavanagh (1993), Gunnhild Tvinnereim (Secret Garden and Co, 1995), Dana International (1998), Dave Benton (2001), Helena Paparizou (2005), Mr Lordi and Kita (both Lordi, 2006), Netta Barzilai (2018), Tymofii Muzychuk (Kalush Orchestra, 2022)

♓ Pisces: Lys Assia (1956), Sandie Shaw (1967), Lenny Kuhr (Netherlands, 1969), Getty Kaspers (Teach-In, 1975), Yizhar Cohen (1978), Cheryl Baker (Bucks Fizz, 1981) Jørgen Olsen (Olsen Brothers, 2000), Lauri Pihlap (2XL, 2001) Awa (Lordi, 2006), Emmelie de Forest (2013)

UNKNOWN: Lisa Gold-Rubin*, Itzhak Okev and Nehama Shutan* (all Alphabeta, 1978), Alex Cooper (Katrina and the Waves, 1997)

*I did uncover some information regarding Lisa Gold-Rubin and Nehama Shutan which would make them Pisces and Leo respectively, however I was unable to confirm whether they were the actual Eurovision performers or whether they just happened to share the same names. The lead for Gold-Rubin is stronger… but still unconfirmed 😅

Joke's on you there's still notes.

I ended up redoing this list after seeing a post in the ESC tag about how today is Marie N's birthday, which I immediately double-checked since my list had her birthday as July 23rd and not June 23rd. Lo and behold, it's actually June.

This was probably the... third time I'd had to correct something; first was when I Googled Linda Martin for something unrelated and noticed Wikipedia showing her birthday as 27th March and not... think it was 15th April previously, this didn't change her sign but still made me worry I'd gotten some other people's birthday's wrong, and second was with Andre Claveau as his birthday on Wikipedia recently updated from 17th December to 29th December, which DID change his sign. Marie N updating from July 23rd to June 23rd was just the final straw.

Oh and I had Salome down as Gemini for AGES since the Zodiac book I was using showed June 21st as a Gemini birthday, however all other sources I've seen, including Wikipedia, show it as a Cancer birthday. It's bang on the cusp between the two so unless I somehow managed to ask her what her sign is, it's staying as Cancer for now.

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I just noticed the star signs list has ANOTHER mistake on it fucking Hell I'm re-investigating this shit brb

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Alright I'll bite: Who is Delta Goodrem?