a Random Metal Container

~ I came here to waste my time and I'm doing such a great job ~ 🌱

[isabelopaque]

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[royal-ki]

I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[memeuplift]

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[ruinedchildhood]