Just Because.

I must be odd because I can't even.

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When your narrow-minded, ignorant family members continuously post shit talking crap about immigrants and your boyfriend of 4 1/2 years is Mexican. Guess who will never be invited to the wedding I don't know I'll have?! You bitch! Bye Felicia! 👋

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No.

When bitches decide to eat healthier for a couple weeks and become a "Health Nut 😍". You can eat your salad without telling the world about it honey.

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If I'm gonna post a pic and my tits look scrumptious like who the hell are you to comment and call out my titties. I don't know you fool.

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You know what I hate

Poop stalemates in the girls bathroom.

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I have dogs so that the crust part of my poptarts doesn't get wasted.

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#bettywhite #vodka

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Yes.

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Conversation I just had with my dogs

Me: go away, go away, go away.i don't even like you.

Me: ok I do but only when I look at you.

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Pigeons

Why do pigeons bob their heads when they walk? Like I feel like they'd get super dizzy walking like that.