Galactic Fuckery

My main blog is @VintageStag. currently my cryptic_royals discord account is hacked and being used for scams about false fraud reports. friends pls invite me to servers again if I'm a mutual and than block my account I beg of thee

[raishifts]

skystar

[akikikis]

Washing his wing because It was so dirty It made his teeth ich. No other reason.

[melissarthomson]

“Too old for you and he’s married!”

-starscream (probably)

[folkhundr]

so what do we think about papa terminus

[snarkystarseeker]

Soundwave, play my favorite song 🌈🎵

[hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026]

see I know it’s because they’re the main characters so they have to be involved in plot stuff, but I prefer to think that the reason Windblade and Starscream are constantly out in public largely unprotected at very inconsequential events is because they’re both complete menaces with no regard for security whatsoever.

[milfyspamton]

sometimes he's transmasc , sometimes he's transfem , and sometimes he's a secret third thing

[milfyspamton]

i fucking KNEW this would be a stupid ass hit post i hate yuo peopel

[pleuvoire]

starscream get therapy

[unicrons-chaos]

Rung after a the session where he finally gets progress made long enough for Starscream to tell him about some more specific traumas unguarded

[hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026]

Wheeljack: Starscream, I just need to tell you this. I'm in love with you and I know you don't feel the same--

Starscream: I'm in love with you to.

Wheeljack: ...I don't know what to do with this information.

[lemonomelette]

Windscream time!

[amebanworld]

He gained his Primus's marks... eventually.

[splitting-the-stars-at-will]

Wildlife Rehabber

Please... let Soundwave have more Sparklings. Let him have the strongest parenting instincts of anyone on the Nemesis.

Also, random thought I just had: He hears a kitten crying in the middle of a fight and just stops what he's doing to investigate and as soon as he finds it he's like "This is my child now." and the Autobots are confused.

He is a six kid mother no more 👆

Kitty however……

Kitty considered now we must declare a moniker

[splitting-the-stars-at-will]

I can see sparked Breakdown getting ready for a confrontation with Bulkhead, both ready for a beat down, but right before they're about to hit, Breakdown's like "Wait wait, not the waist, you'll hurt the bitty" And he's not saying this to throw Bulkhead off, he's just genuinely concerned for his kid, so the two spend the next hour trying to figure out what moves would be appropriate for fighting "safely" before Bulkhead's just like "Frag it, you wanna decide with rock, paper, scissor?"

I laughed so fucking hard

[transingthoseformers]

The in universe explanation for prime/Prima/Primus has to be so fun

[dailymothanon]

My Satellite Soundwave, in this economy?? Might be more likely than you think… okayy maybe yes I redesigned his head again 💔 his head was just hard to do so I wanted to make it more simple and shapely 😌 I think, like how satellites can retract their solar arrays/panels, he should be able to retract his wings in robot mode, unlike per say a seeker 🤔 just makes sense to me

Literally why are they like this 💔

[serpenlupus]

I might be repeating myself, but their size difference xD

Just a silly comic I drafted while trying to survive my boss's bullshit and working on other stuff

(BTW Dinobot can cannonically hold up Rattrap with just one arm, even with the not fully consistent proportions of the show, it's hilarious)

[extrahorribledynne]

since tfone is a general audiences movie im going to assume until told otherwise 50 cycles translates literally to 50 earth years

megatron is a maximum of 50 human years old or less

THE REST OF THE DECEPTICONS ARE AROUND OLD AS THE 13 PRIMES THEMSELVES

THEY HAVE A LITERAL BOSS BABY.

[notpototo]

Cat boy&Dog boy & their ?? brother

Just wanna show that Skywarp has both cat-energy & dog-energy 💜🐱🐶

Always love how they are so different with others but at the end could kinda balanced together.🥺🥺