We Dont Deserve Dogs

I don't know if I'm doing this right

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zackisontumblr]

happy anniversary to this post

[balkanparamo]

Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

[beaubluepotoo]

[powerburial]

killing myself in a tesla and just leaving it on autopilot so my corpse is in there jostling around while it crashes into things

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[skinwretch]

this is the only memento i have from the old warrior cats website…. rest in peace

[validwarriorcatsnames]

foot

[detectivehole]

great lakes kids are like "you wanna go to the lake this summer" as if any of us have a fucking choice

[detectivehole]

if you're from here ↓

you're Going to the Lake

[detectivehole]

[detectivehole]

post is a hit with the great lakes region residents

[natalieironside]

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

[nathleeng]

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

[natalieironside]

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[kineticpenguin]

[memeclassheroes]

[fallingtowers]

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

[fallingtowers]

[parkchanwoohoo]

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

[parkchanwoohoo]

"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"

[andiaquarium-moved]

would you guys still follow me if i was an ant

[andiaquarium-moved]

what if this was me

[legoboyfriend]

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff

[andiaquarium-moved]

[tvandfilm]

Mad Men, A Little Kiss (S05E01-02)

[blennie]

bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please

[speedlimit15]

[earth2bucky-deactivated20240626]

what raw power did i have at fourteen years of age that allowed me to stay up till 5am and then go about my school day at full productivity. it just hit 11:30pm and im so sleep deprived i hallucinated the babadook on my ceiling 

[deaddolin]

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before