time

part of a nutritious breakfast

[merinnan]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[ankle-beez]

[tamamita]

"Music is good" is a thought-terminating cliche

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[dogpuppy]

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bovineblogger]

[bananaquilava]

[loth-caatgirl]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if my cock grew legs i would send it to the store to get groceries

[elliespectacular]

[looking in the mirror] lmao they KNEW what they were doing with this character design

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions