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Indie Roleplay blog for Princess Unikitty of The Lego Movie 1&2 / Unikitty! show | Written by Alex | Established 30/05/14

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[i’m BACK is the lego fandom still dead. epic lego gamers where are you at]

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me n dakota are still making the legos gay on the dash does that count

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[i’m BACK is the lego fandom still dead. epic lego gamers where are you at]

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10 people I’d like to know better

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tagging: yeah

ONE ( ALIAS / NAME ): Alex | Skitty | Tsuyu

TWO ( BIRTHDAY ):  August 17th

THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): Leo

FOUR ( HEIGHT ):  5′11″ i’m tall as fuck babeyyyyy

FIVE ( HOBBIES ): Writing, videos game, sleeping, napping, snacking

SEVEN ( FAVORITE BOOKS ): uhhh i don’t read enough for this but like. do comics count? i like ghost-spider

EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ): EEEAAAOOO

NINE ( LAST FILM WATCHED ): Princess Mononoke! 

TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ): i AM unikitty. also i’ve kind of been writing her for like Six Years so if i didn’t just pull inspiration out of thin air i’d be kind of screwed

ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): uh. unikitty

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backintothematrix​:

Rex just listened to her talk about the Unikingdom. This was another place he’d need to go, a list that kept getting longer the more he looked around and hung out with the people he used to know. “Well, you were rulin’ it. Of course it was gonna be fun! I’d love ta meet them. Especially your brother.” He was a little worried about the fact she had a bodyguard. He was sure he was probably going to get his butt kicked. “You can move Cloud Cuckoo Land? Were you always able ta do that?”

   “I think you’d love them! Hawkodile is a cool guy like you, Doctor Fox does all kinds of crazy science, and Puppycorn is... a puppy! He also really likes skateboarding!” Rex liked those things, right? From what Unikitty had heard about him, he seemed to like all kinds of cool and grown up stuff, like skateboarding, and punching, and repressing your feelings.

“I’ve always been able to move Cloud Cuckoo Land, but... it just wasn’t safe to move it back during Lord Business’ rule. If they caught the Kingdom moving over another realm... the master builders would have been finished.”

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unordinarydays​:

Despite entirely expecting this to happen, he somehow still manages to feel disappointed and it shows on his face. Between the two of them they’re lucky if there’s a single brain cell to go around.

“Your angle was fine! It was good! It’s… it’s ‘cause the pencil’s not stuck in place. But I don’t have anything sticky. Except maybe gum, and we’re not doing that.” What a shining interaction that would be, proposing to stick gum to literal royalty. Good going, Jay. Amazing use of your engineering knowledge, buddy.

The boy runs both hands down his face, exasperated. Out of all the things in his backpack, a simple roll of tape isn’t one of them. He’s not a gloomy personality by any means though, so he manages a small smile again soon enough. “We tried. That’s what counts, right?”

   With no pencil in the strap, Unikitty tries to push it off of her paw, to... no avail. She’d be more annoyed about the pencil thing, but this dumb velcro thing has immediately stolen all of her attention. Does not help that it loosely swings around her paw whenever she slaps it with the other.

While Jay talks about gum, the cat princess beneath him ends up on her back, stretching out like a foolass, and biting at the velcro. She has... quite possibly the fluffiest little kitty belly in any realm. Just... a veritable cloud of white fur.

The strap finally comes off, and she realizes she’s ignoring Jay, shifting a little so she can look at him without moving, because this is a comfortable position, somehow.

“Oh- yeah, yeah!! Even if you fail, it’s always important to try again, whenever you’re ready!! Never push yourself!!” Her tail is swishy... she looks ready to just. attack something. How did this cat ever get crowned royalty of anything-

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“Sure do! One sec-” He has paper for days, it’s more a matter of which jotter does he care about the least. It’s not much of a debate and he fishes a booklet out in record time. “To heck with trig, never liked it anyways.” he snips, rolling his eyes in an amused way as he rips out a blank page.

After putting the jotter back in his bag Jay holds the paper flat on the ground, keeping one hand on it’s corner lest an errant breeze blow it away and Unikitty doesn’t take kindly to it. Please, no more explosive outbursts. Please.

With his free hand he reaches over and adjusts the pencil a bit more, so it’s level with her paw. “There ya go, that should do it. Wish I had some blu tack or something though.”

   There is absolutely no way this won’t work - she already has the pencil attached to her paw, so now she just has to... write, right? There’s like- a hundred much easier solutions to this, but they’re going with the pencil strapped to the paw.

The kitty hops down from the wall, sitting down by the paper and preparing herself... This was going to be her first ever attempt at writing - she had to do this right!

Taking a deep breath, Unikitty lifts her paw, pushes the pencil against the paper, and- ... It. just kinda flops out of the bracelet. I’m not sure what either of them were expecting?

“... I think my angle was off.”

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backintothematrix​:

“Yeah. They sure seem like they do.” He felt a slight pang of guilt with that thought. He was the worst kind of party crasher and he knew it. He passed a few people who he swore he saw at Watevera’s wedding. He kept his head down until they passed them. He didn’t want to cause a scene. Not yet, anyway.

“Really? What was the Unikingdom like?” He’d never heard of the place before, but he was also very sheltered for a long time. “Didn’t know ya had a brother. Sounds like a good kid.” At this brief description, this brother reminded him of Emmet, a good person to remind him of. 

   Oh, there were definitely party goers from the wedding here - none of them got to actually party after the marriage, so... why not visit the party to end all parties? Only thing missing is giant slices of giant wedding cake.

“Oh, the Unikingdom was amazing! Or- still is. When I ruled, it was the most fun kingdom in all the realms... Like here, but it wasn’t a twenty four seven kinda part, cause... people had to sleep, and work.” Jobs are the worst. Unikitty has obviously taken her time here to find the most efficient way to do nothing at all while also ruling over a kingdom.

“It was me, my bodyguard Hawkodile, my scientist Dr. Fox, my advisor Rick, and my brother Puppycorn! Ooh, maybe I can let you meet them someday! I could probably fly Cloud Cuckoo Land over there.”

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unordinarydays​:

By the time the cat’s tantrum peters out it’s too late, he’s staring again, though this time in mild terror. Jeeze louise, Unikitty…

“Wow. We… we sure do, huh? Heh…” he manages a shaky laugh before muttering something about getting himself into trouble. The ninja’s had enough cat induced trauma to last a lifetime, thank you very much.

“Okay, let’s go the low-tech route. I mean, not like we’ve got much of a choice.” He takes his backpack off to look through it and retrieve… two velcro cable ties, a pencil, and a pair of scissors. ‘Why the heck does Jay need cable ties at school?’, you might ask, and the answer is he doesn’t. He’s just a bit of pack rat.

The ninja closes one of the ties around the pencil, then sticks it to the other one before making that into a hoop as well and cutting the annoying extra bits of fabric off. He offers the contraption over, looking hopeful. It’s not one of his better inventions, being basically a velcro bracelet with a pencil loosely attached to it.

There’s a silent offer to put it on her forepaw if she needs the help, but he doesn’t want to be patronising. “The… pencil’s probably gonna slip out real quick, but it’s an idea, right?”

   At the very least, he should count himself lucky she didn’t get really angry - Ultrakatty might have scared him a little more than Unikitty turning red for a second.

But she’s calmed down again, and so long as nothing goes as badly as the magic horn thing, she should be fine. It’s hard to tell with Unikitty, though. The little bundle of fluffy fur and firey rage is unpredictable... At least she’s cute in every form she takes!

She moves closer to Jay as he goes through his stuff, sitting down once more, and letting her tail swish from side to side. Unikitty probably knew someone with tech experience, right? Maybe they could find someone here to build her some kind of robot hands...

“Well... I can’t see this not working!! Any idea is a good idea!” She’s back to all smiles and rainbows, reaching out to push her paw into the hoop (with a little shifting around because one of her claws keeps getting caught). “Do you have any paper? We gotta test this!”

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backintothematrix​:

It really was everything he remembered and more. “Ya did an awesome job, Unikitty.” He felt like things hadn’t changed at all. It was a feeling he had never thought he’d feel again. “The Systar bricks really make the place shine. Seriously, wow.”

He saw the giant Unikitty and lifted an eyebrow. “Unikitty, why is there a giant statue of you? I don’t remember that from the last time I was up here.” It was pretty cool looking, he had to admit. 

   “I know! They really add the sparkle this place was always missing... The Systarians really know how to party!” She’d certainly taken inspiration from them while expanding. This place wasn’t just her home - it was home for anyone that felt like they didn’t belong out there. Home for anyone that just wanted to get away from it all, and live like life really was a constant party.

"Oh- that’s a brick-for-brick recreation of my old castle! You see, before I came to rule over Cloud Cuckoo Land, I ruled the Unikingdom! But I was needed more out here, serving the Master Builders, so- my brother has been in charge of the Unikingdom since then. ... Kind of. He’s not... super smart, but he has spirit! I think my old advisor does most of the ruling stuff.”

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backintothematrix​:

“ What can I say? I’m a man of many talents.” But not really. Most of his puns are related to his name. 

Rex just followed the horned cat, oblivious to the fact she was a little lost. She eventually stopped and… her horn glowed. He didn’t know Unikitty could do that. He knew she was magic, but this was another level. Especially when Cloud Cuckoo Land fell from the sky. He landed on his butt, but he got up fairly quickly.

“It’s just like I remember it.” Rex was breathless as he walked through the entrance. He looked down at his legs. “Nope. No trackers. Let’s go.”

   “Welcome, Rex Dangervest, to the new and improved (but also kind of the same), Cloud Cuckoo Land!!!” It’s been a little while since she’s been able to personally greet a newcomer to Cloud Cuckoo Land - she’s normally busy with other stuff when a newbie arrives, and then they just... vanish into the crowds. Hard to find people in the endless party.

“I tried as hard as I could to make sure it felt just like home. And with all the new bricks coming from the Systar System, I’ve been able to make it so much bigger on the inside!!” As they continue on through the party cloud, Rex might spot what looks like a giant Unikitty statue in the distance - a little piece of her old home, in her... new new home.

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unordinarydays​:

He feels like a total jerk for asking for a photograph with her in the first place now, however it’s no fault of Unikitty’s! Not at all, Jay’s just an overthinker and all too quick to assume he’s been a bother.

To be fair, usually it’s ‘cause he has actually inconvenienced somebody, but, y’know.

He watches the feline do her thing, both amazed and perplexed as she explains further. “Wait, only build stuff with it? You can’t just…?” The ninja holds his thumb and forefinger together and mimics the act of drawing on a whiteboard as if he’s holding a marker. He’s genuinely confused, not doubtful- she’s magic for crying out loud!

   “Uh... hold on.” A paw reaches back, disappearing into her fluffy tail. After a little rummaging around, she pulls out a pen, holding it up - only for it to... immediately slip from her paw. How she even got it out of her tail is a mystery in and of itself.

Stepping back a little, Unikitty sits herself down, focuses once more, and the pun begins to float... over to... the brick she placed down earlier? She tries again, and again, but she can’t keep a grip on it - every time she lifts it, it simply moves slightly, and is placed down as though it were just another building block.

The more this goes on, the more frustrated she seems to get with herself until- she suddenly turns a deep red, and the pen is picked up once again- and flung high enough into the air that it. does not come down.

“RRRRGH- WRITING IS A FORM OF CREATION TOO, YOU USELESS HORN!! WHY DO YOU ONLY BUILD!!!“ A few deep breaths, and she’s back to normal, all smiles again. “Eheh, sorry! My temper isn’t the best... So! We. we need a new solution.”

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Shmurple. That was one heck of a name. He chuckled a bit before speaking. “Go for it. Sounds like rexcellent name for a colour.” He probably should not be encouraging this, but that name. It was too awesome.

“Let’s do this thing!” Rex followed Unikitty, not really knowing she was not sure where she put her sky kingdom. He kept as close to in step with her as possible, still not believe how easy it was to be her friend again. “Should I check for that tracker now?” He teased.

   “Ohoho, you do puns too? How rexciting!” No. Awful. Horrible.

Unikitty keeps walking, looking this way and that for a GIANT cloud, but... no luck? Kinda blends in with all the other clouds, sometimes... gotta park lower on overcast days.

“Uhh- aheh, we... definitely have time for that! ... Hold on.” Taking a deep breath, Unikitty screws her eyes shut, puffs out her cheeks, and- her. horn starts to glow. Moments go by with nothing happening, and Unikitty even nearly passes out, before-

Cloud Cuckoo Land just drops out of the sky. Unikitty and Rex are sent directly upward, along with a decent amount of debris. This was a terrible idea. Of course, Unikitty at least always lands on her feet, recovering from the shakes for a moment before happily trotting to the entrance to the big cloud.

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unordinarydays​:

“Aww…!” He can’t hold back the teensy, tiny sound of adoration. Cat paws just have that affect on most people, don’t they?

She seems vaguely upset though and he’s right back to fidgeting nervously. Typical Jay Walker, always putting his foot in his mouth somehow…

“Um, okay, forget the picture thing for now, how about… how about we make you somethin’ so you can maybe kinda hold a pen?” He really wants to make up for the rude awakening. “N-not ‘cause I want an autograph! You just sound sad about the whole no-hands thing… which is totally understandable, honestly. I’d be upset too.”

   She’s not upset, definitely not - she’s just... bad at waking up. With the apocalypse over, she isn’t in a constant state of alert anymore, so... she’s been a little sleepier than usual.

That, and Jay asked if she was real the moment Unikitty woke up. This does not make for a pleasant awakening.

“Yeah, best to... wait until I’m a little more awake for a photo. Don’t wanna ruin it by looking all sleepy...” Only the best for her fans that she definitely doesn’t keep forgetting she has. Oh how tempting it is to get back into that perfect cat nap, though...

“I can- lift things with my horn sometimes, if that helps!” She focuses a little, her horn glowing, and-- just kinda lifting a nearby brick. And then clicking it onto. another brick. “... I only know how to build stuff with it.”

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unordinarydays​:

Yeah, no, she’s definitely very much sentient to talk back like that. That’s no pre-recorded line. His mental state is torn between shock, confusion, and being utterly endeared by this charming critter. Mostly the endeared part, if Jay’s shiny eyes are anything to go by.

Unikitty real.

“Are you kidding!? You’re Unikitty!” So he likes the cute pink cat, bill him. “I really am super, super sorry for waking you up, buuut… could I get a picture with you? Pretty please?”

   Obviously, being the Princess that helped save the world a couple times, Unikitty has met her fair share of fans, but... never anyone that thought she wasn’t real. It’s clearly not supposed to be an insult considering he wants a photo with her, though.

Being woken up to be insulted would be the worst...

“Better that than an autograph. I... I can’t write with my paws...” She holds up her little paws... no thumbs...

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  In a world in which everything is made of bricks, finding the perfect spot to nap can be pretty difficult. So when Unikitty does find the perfect nap spot, she’s out like a light. Which, surprisingly, has made for this sort of situation a few times.

She’s not against petting, but she also never expects it, so- she wakes up, making that little cat startup sound as she looks up at Jay with the cutest sleepiest little eyes. “Mmh… yeah?”

She spoke. Startled, Jay jumps and pulls his hand back, before promptly laughing at his own skittishness; she’s just one of those cute, motion-activated doodads!

…Which, on second thought, definitely do not make (extremely adorable) eye contact with you. He stammers, wide-eyed with his hands knit together nervously. You gotta understand, this is like the Ninjago equivalent of meeting Pikachu. “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to wake you!! I just, you’re really cute and I thought you- I thought you were…”

“Are you, like, real?” Or am I over-explaining myself to a children’s toy like an insane person?

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   For a moment, Unikitty stares up at Jay, blinking slowly. That is... a hell of a question to dump on someone moments after they’ve woken up.

Standing up, the cute pink kitty gets her usual post-nap stretches out, and sits down, yawning. The life of a cat is hard. Unikitty does so much for Cloud Cuckoo Land... like eating lots of food, and playing with things attached to strings, and occasionally slapping a bunch of big colorful buttons...

Rubbing her eyes, Unikitty really thinks over the question, because she’s... only awake on a technical level. Give her a minute.

“I’m... pretty sure I’m real. Never really yaaawn thought about it too much. Why?”

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Jay looks left, then right, making sure nobody is around to bear witness to him reaching over to try and pet Unikitty for funsies. He absolutely doesn't realise that she's a sentient creature and /not/ an adorable toy, sorry ma’am. - unordinarydays

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   In a world in which everything is made of bricks, finding the perfect spot to nap can be pretty difficult. So when Unikitty does find the perfect nap spot, she’s out like a light. Which, surprisingly, has made for this sort of situation a few times.

She’s not against petting, but she also never expects it, so- she wakes up, making that little cat startup sound as she looks up at Jay with the cutest sleepiest little eyes. “Mmh... yeah?”