Not Your Dancing Monkey

Steve Rogers rp blog || Sideblog to stuckinwinter

[shop5]

Have some political Steve Rogers – [ETSY] [inspired by this edit]

[angelictroublemaker]

[Poster-style art of Steve Rogers with a beard. Text: Obedience is not Patriotism. The colors are red white and blue.]

[forassgard]

[leupagus]

killerville:

#i never noticed mackie’s little head gesture in the first one #CHOOSING TO INTERPRET IT AS SAM BRACING FOR A ‘YES’ #BRACING FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA #and then being pleasantly surprised charmed seduced etc

WOOED THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS WOOED

[kototyph]

GUESS WHOSE TAGS ARE TOTALLY GETTING REBLOGGED

#but yeah can you imagine being a black soldier in a world where Captain America and the Howling Commandos existed #b/c I can guarantee that the myth that grew up around that team was used by the right wing #to stifle things like the Civil Rights movement and race discussions in general #holding them up as a La La La Everything’s Always Been Fine Why Are You Making Race An Issue #while at the same fucking time holding Rogers up as this white man ideal #and burying his identity as a rebellious punk who basically lived with the phrase ‘fuck the system’ carved on his heart #I bet that Smithsonian exhibit had to go through a hell of a revision once Steve actually saw it and was like EXCUSE ME WHAT #I bet it didn’t have a fucking thing about Gabriel Jones or Jim Morita #so here Sam is confronted by this man who is everything white America thinks men should be #and everything he has been explicitly and implicitly told his entire life that he *couldn’t* be #and can you imagine hearing from this guy that he has just as much contempt for the good old days as you do #even if Steve’s reply doesn’t address the things you want him to #the relief of that must be like pulling a bad tooth #to know that Fox News was wrong about Steve Rogers #(and on another note to know that Steve Rogers thinks you’re cute) #Sam’s morning is going pretty good (via leupagus)

[tmwrighting]

Star-struck Interviewer: “You must miss the good old days.”

Steve Rogers: “I grew up in a tenement slum. Rats, lice, bedbugs, one shared bathroom per floor with a bucket of water to flush, cast iron coal-burning stove for cooking and heat. Oh, and coal deliveries - and milk deliveries, if you could get it - were by horse-drawn cart. One summer I saw a workhorse collapse in the heat, and the driver started beating it with a stick to make it get up. We threw bricks at the guy until he ran away. Me and Bucky and our friends used to steal potatoes or apples from the shops. We’d stick them in tin cans with some hot ashes, tie the cans to some twine, and then swing ‘em around as long as we could to get the ashes really hot. Then we’d eat the potato. And there were the block fights. You don’t know what a block fight was? That’s when the Irish or German kids who lived on one block and the Jewish or Russian kids who lived on the next block would all get together into one big mob of ethnic violence and beat the crap out of each other. One time I tore a post out of a fence and used it on a Dutch kid who’d called Bucky a Mick. Smacked him in the head with the nails.”

Interviewer: “LET’S TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET.”

Steve Rogers: “I love cat pictures.”

(Many biographical details are taken from Streetwise, either from Jack Kirby’s autobiographical story or Nick Cardy’s contribution: http://twomorrows.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52&products_id=513 )

[ifeelbetterer]

it got better

[folklorestv]

#he did what he had to do #legality is not a guide for morality

bonus:

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

kaleenjackson replied to your post: Who’s. That. Pokemon?!

Top down Jigglypuff

Nope - it’s STEEB!

It is the evolved form of PUNKIN

And it evolves into YESSIR

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I don’t understand this but I do approve of it.

[helmetwingsarchive]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

[prepare-for-askmemes]

❝  you’re as useless as a gun holster full of nipples. ❞

❝  hi, my name’s [ name ] and i need pills to make my brain function sometimes. ❞

❝  it might sound like hyperbole, but i’m inclined to believe it. ❞

❝  like pig’s slop from a sluice gate…  ❞

❝  i’m sorry- i’m very confused by that point there. ❞

❝  there’s no incentive for me to NOT, if I wanted to, self-indulgently dance to ‘chains of love’ for god knows how many minutes! ❞

❝  this reads less sensibly than the shit john doe wrote in ‘seven’! ❞

❝  i’m irritated and skeezed out by the very foundation of this scene. ❞

❝  this creature thinks i spend my time conspiring to ruin him? mate, i wouldn’t conspire to have a food truck bring you a bad sandwich. ❞

❝  i don’t get it- i don’t know what he is. ❞

❝  the only proof it exists is the fact i admit it once existed. ❞

❝  now fuck off, you sleazy little jizz-ring! ❞

❝  how do you masturbate knowing who’s cock you’re touching? ❞

❝  your strongest complaints are made of fibreglass and balanced on a fucking egg- ❝  and your weakest are a fucking farce. ❞

❝  don’t clap, you sycophants!   ❞

❝  i love [ thing/name ] - that must be why i hate them so much!   ❞

❝  anyone who wants a bit, comes and gets a bit.   ❞

❝  i, with the mighty hands of a herculean hero-   ❞

❝  let me tell you who i am- i’m [ name ], i like the colour of money and the taste of dick. ❞

❝  and if you have a problem with that, you are cordially invited to eat my pussy!

❝  no, okay? it’s a simple, two letter word; NO. ❞

❝  i’m not a junky, i’m not a mental patent, i’m just. saying. no. ❞

❝  anybody who’d heard of it was caught in a delightful mixture of disgust and shock. ❞

❝  now here’s the difference between you and i- when people think of [ muse a name ], they think of [ muse a name]. when people think of [ muse b name ] and your shitty two-bit schemes, they think of [ muse a name ] . ❞

❝  whatever meagre misery of legacy you could have hoped to attain has been rendered unto me now. ❞

❝  you are but a trinket, but an ornament, to go on the shelf.  ❞

❝  you are mine. and i hope you’ll enjoy that. ❞

❝  can you imagine a world where it was not possible for everyone to fuck [ muse name ]? there would be chaos! anarchy rampant on the streets! ❞

❝  the name itself reeks of desperation and cheap booze. ❞

❝  i won’t show mercy next time- and you will break yourself upon me. ❞

❝  it’s like i have a wounded ant in my hand- and i’ve just realized the energy i’d spend moving my fingers to crush it outweighs the satisfaction i’d get from doing it. ❞

[678i0u]

Before the Sokovia Accords, Steve has an Avenger patch on his shoulder. / After the Sokovia Accords, it’s gone.

[robotmango]

in screaming. im screaming. remember this happens over like… two fucking days. barely. so at some point during his desperate scramble to find bucky, keep bucky from getting legally shot in the face by the government, crash a helicopter into memory town, escape the hottest furry, squash himself into a hilarious dirty beetle frenemies roadtrip, and go through airport security (har) this dude actually sat his petty ass down and scraped the logo off

so everybody else was probably talking strategy in that white van– even scott lang for Christ’s sake– and meanwhile steve rogers, captain goddamned america, was sitting in the backseat with a nail file and a bottle of goo gone™, muttering about starks and leagues of nations and motherfucking austria of all places, and swearing viciously under his breath every time he jabbed himself in the thumb

and if sam didn’t record it secretly for posterity (stevewhyareyoulikethis.mp4) i will eat my hat

[yeahcoolduck]

It’s so 100% in character tho I cry Steve Rogers is such a bitch

[medie]

[phdna]

Guy was frozen for half a century and still has no chill

[techmaestro]

Hey Marvel Folks! Quick PSA

Marvel is a canon multiverse.

Your headcanons will always be valid. Your AUs will always be valid. Your interpretation is never a waste or a competition. Someone else’s headcanons will never invalidate yours.

Because Marvel is a multiverse. It is possible, nay, probable, that your version is just as likely, somewhere out there in the multiverse, as anyone else’s. Your AUs can happen. Your ship can happen. Your terribad oh god plot can happen. Your fluffy, everything is roses plot can happen.

No one has the right to call your version invalid based on ‘canon’ when canon itself has so many branches of a multiverse shown inside the material itself that nobody could ever really say which one is the ‘most canon’. 

Yes, certain versions have more support, but anything can fit in those gaps that people can’t see, and taking from multiple sources doesn’t mean that your version might not be one of the worlds between number 616 and 199999. That’s a hell of a lot of worlds. Anything could be in them. There’s a world with dinosaurs. There’s the MCU. There’s Ultimates. There’s a universe where Steve is a sheriff and Bucky is his horse. There’s a world where Tony is a woman named Natasha Stark. 

There’s more than enough room for anything you want to do too, be it a trans muse, a kid of a character, a different sexuality, or a plot that goes wildly off the rails of the canon you’re basing from altogether. 

I wanted you to have this reminder about that, and I hope that you share this message with others so they remember that of all fandoms, Marvel especially is the one where we need to keep in mind that it’s okay to do our own thing.

Thank you.

[dailyteamcap]

[lost-prince-of-corona]

Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

[buchananbarnes1991]

lost-prince-of-corona :

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).

[thoriffic]

this has probably been done before

[agenderraskel-deactivated202303]

One of the biggest problems of the MCU, in canon and fanon, is that Tony Stark is a Lawful Good wizard who keeps being read as a Chaotic Neutral rogue and Steve Rogers is a Chaotic Good knight who keeps being read as a Lawful Good paladin.

[nasturtiums]

bucky was 24 when he joined the army

steve was also 24 when he enlisted in the army and still 24 when he became their supersoldier

bucky was 27 when he died, 7 days before his 28th birthday

steve was 26 when he died

steve is 26 when he wakes up in 2011 and 26 during the battle of new york

steve is 29 when he finds out bucky survived and 29 during shields collapse

steve is 30 when he takes on leading the avengers full-time and, a few months later, he is 30 years old and standing in a flying city talking to natasha how that would be a good place to die

[dailyteamcap]

[scarletdanvvers]

Reblog if you will NOT post Infinity War spoilers

Please everyone be respectful, the Russo’s and everyone at Marvel have worked so hard on this for us. Let’s not ruin it.

#thanosdemandsyoursilence

[bucki-barnes-moved]

the worst feeling isn’t being lonely, is being forgotten by someone you will never forget.

[sagamemes]

reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon