Just call me Dev

I need you to explode, now.

[unintended-developer]

[ Guess who's chasing you with the GODFORSAKEB SCYTHE! ]

- @codebreaker-0

why do i hear boss music.

[unintended-developer]

*theres jelly with your computer inside it placed on your desk. there’s a note beside it that reads “get jelly’d >:]”*

-cool

...

He puts the note in a paper shredder and just stares at the computer.

Who the fuck- OH THAT BASTARD

[unintended-developer]

"BLAP"

He just. Smacks his hand on Dev's face

And fucking bolts, laughing his ass off.

He's dazed for a moment, screen taking on an orange tint, then he grumbles swears under his breath

[unintended-developer]

watch ur back

These are borderline threats at this point

[unintended-developer]

BAP

Never do that again

[unintended-developer]

You are a homosexual. You like the same sex. You are interested in men. You are gay

gay robot man 🫵

...Gay robot man..

[unintended-developer]

i bet you and code are both short irl

Irl as in outside of the game?

.What does Codebreaker have to do with this

[unintended-developer]

I would not want to be you rn LMFAO 💀💀💀😭😭😭

What does this mean...

[unintended-developer]

will anyone hear me out on dev tho.

I will

[codebreaker-mod]

desperate ahh

[unintended-developer]

Thank you for coming off of anon, we salute your bravery, however I am not gay

[codebreaker-mod]

i would not say that on anon brother i am Spoken For

[unintended-developer]

Who’s the unlucky guy

[codebreaker-mod]

why dont you knock on your fathers bedroom door and ask him to tell you about it

[unintended-developer]

WHAT THE FUCK

[unintended-developer]

gay little fruit man

"little"

[unintended-developer]

gay boy

Misinformation

[unintended-developer]

will anyone hear me out on dev tho.

I will

[codebreaker-mod]

desperate ahh

[unintended-developer]

Thank you for coming off of anon, we salute your bravery, however I am not gay

[codebreaker-mod]

i would not say that on anon brother i am Spoken For

[unintended-developer]

Who’s the unlucky guy

[unintended-developer]

will anyone hear me out on dev tho.

I will

[codebreaker-mod]

desperate ahh

[unintended-developer]

Thank you for coming off of anon, we salute your bravery, however I am not gay

[unintended-developer]

will anyone hear me out on dev tho.

I will

[unintended-developer]

*Your doorknob wiggles. Someone is trying to unlock it.*

-D

He looks up from his screen after reading the last ask. Maybe if he stays silent enough…

[deidamiathecat]

*a familiar paw reaches into the room, leaving a little box. the door closes quickly.*

[unintended-developer]

His digital eyes flick down to the box, slowly inching over to it and pulling it open. He has NOT learned his lesson from last time.

[deidamiathecat]

*inside, there is a giant dead rat, its neck wrapped in a ribbon.*

[unintended-developer]

Dev grimaces as he takes it out of the box by the tail, it only takes him a moment to piece what just happened together.

Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me.

[unintended-developer]

*Your doorknob wiggles. Someone is trying to unlock it.*

-D

He looks up from his screen after reading the last ask. Maybe if he stays silent enough…

[deidamiathecat]

*a familiar paw reaches into the room, leaving a little box. the door closes quickly.*

[unintended-developer]

His digital eyes flick down to the box, slowly inching over to it and pulling it open. He has NOT learned his lesson from last time.

[unintended-developer]

*Your doorknob wiggles. Someone is trying to unlock it.*

-D

He looks up from his screen after reading the last ask. Maybe if he stays silent enough…