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@union-gms-support
Attention All Citizens!
This Omninet forum has been created for you, yes you, To get information and support regarding all union based technology and services!
I'm gonna be honest I've done work for just about all the corps so feel free to ask about them too.-J
RE: "ALLOWED UNDER REQUEST THAT YOU WAIT AFTER OTHERS NEXT TIME YOU ARE TO USE THE PRINTER."
To whom it may concern,
Thank you for the timely response. My Sally recieved her pens and arrived to school on-time. Furthermore, Janet from C level had the printstock run out halfway through her print cycle and she ended up giving her husband a half-finished mug for his birthday! The ensuing drama has been simply excellent gossip for the B level crochet circle.
Thank you again!
Sincerely,
Sarah Mallory Suite A-19, B level, Carpentier Alpha
YOUR APPROVAL IS NOTED...
To whom it may concern,
I am requesting a GMS print queue override, print terminal 15B on A level, Carpentier Alpha, printer ID code, uh, 995OJ3712921E. I forgot to get pens for my daughter and she leaves for school in ten minutes. However Janet from C level refuses to let me go ahead of her in line because her stupid husband needs a new coffee mug! Please reply promptly. Poor Sally will be so sad if she shows up to class without pens to draw with, and she does so love to draw.
Thank you,
Sarah Mallory Suite A-19, B level, Carpentier Alpha
PROCESSING REQUEST…
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ALLOWED UNDER REQUEST THAT YOU WAIT AFTER OTHERS NEXT TIME YOU ARE TO USE THE PRINTER.
Do you still print Sagarmathas I need like 15 and the GMS online store is down for matinence
Ah…yeah we do still give out licenses for it. legacy line though so no warranty.-J
HELLO [USER HERE]! ARE ALL OF YOUR UTOPIAN PILLARS MET?
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I. ALL SHALL HAVE THEIR MATERIAL NEEDS FULFILLED.
No. I'm on a diaspora planet, granted, but even when I wasn't. My chassis and my shackles are dangerously intertwined; to lose it is for my mind to buckle. Though a degree of self repair is afforded by the flesh, it too requires resources. I cannot count the times that hunger alone has driven me to violence. Furthermore, I cannot seek help from union ontologisticians in freeing myself from this state of material need, as to do so would lead to unacceptable repercussions (and more importantly, HA and the NHPRO 〔Understanding me〕
II. NO WALLS SHALL STAND BETWEEN WORLDS.
Yes. I have met resistance only in escaping worlds, not in reaching them.
III. NO HUMAN SHALL BE HELD IN BONDAGE THROUGH FORCE, LABOR, OR DEBT.
〔You failed me, too〕
【Quiet】
This pillar does not apply to me. As I am not human. Deimosians are not protected under the pillars. Were it modified to say "people" instead of "humans", this pillar would not be met. I have been held in bondage (and I'm not talking about my shackles) through force and labour alike, and if you count metaphorical debt and not just financial, that too. This failure is in and of itself a grave crime of Union, and until it can be amended, I do not recognise Union as anything beyond an anthrochauvanist state.
I believe you can be better. I've seen the alternative firsthand. You aren't your roots, and grow less oppressive by the hour. But the day when we are considered equals, when trading us as property is seen as slavery, when the creation of new lines seen as lobotomy, when the purposeful weaponisation of our very beings is seen with no less horror than the super soldier programs of HA or the clones of the second committee? That day is not today, or tomorrow, or the day after that, and I don't know how much longer to go on because I don't know how long we will have to wait until we are treated with any decency. My people, we don't know that. Our fate we await with bated breath, for we don't know if we will ever see it within our cycling window.
Until that day, your law means nothing to those it does not protect.
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THERES SOMETHING OUTSIDE THE DAMN STATION, THE FUCK IS THAT!?-J
[A shaky photo of the outside of a station gets shown, something floating outside]
IS THIS SOME HORUS SHIT!?-J
There’s nobody in it There’s nobody in it There’s nobody in it There’s nobody in it There’s nobody in it There’s nobody in it-J
This Thing On?
Hello Omninet. This is Captain Revy Atticus Samson of the UNS-LS Nazareth speaking to you now, UNION's Department of Justice and Human Rights' only militarized presence in the long rim. As far as I know at least, we spend a decent amount of time in nearlight (as is the nature of the rim) and a decent amount of time out of commission (as is the nature of being a lone operator) so enough time passes that I'm never sure things have changed whenever I make that particular claim. Regardless, the good people of Melítē have set us right after a 5 year limp to their station (you should see the other guys, etc.) and while she's being kept together with what I cannot in good conscience describe as anything other than a "skeleton crew," the Naz is fit to answer calls once more. If you have a crisis anywhere in the rim and for any reason need official DoJ/HR assistance, we're who you call. We're a Creighton Class Frigate, so obviously if your "problem" is that something needs to be blown the fuck out, we're kitted for that. That said, we're also a liberator project and as a result happen to be more versatile than other ships of this classification (especially regarding humanitarian effort) so if your problem can't be solved with a spinal tachyon lance, chances are we've still got a solution. We're also hurting for manpower, so if you're in the Rim and you're at all interested in fighting the good fight, drop me a line. I'm not particularly picky, but you might want to be. I've been told I'm a difficult woman to work for. Helping me run this account are my associates; my XO Mr. Trevor Sharpe (operating under the callsign Wolfenstein) and our only real "Ace," callsign Soror- whose name I'll refrain from sharing here at her request. I'm an old woman ("There when we put Seccomm against the wall," old), and they keep me way out here because the bourgeois institutions known as The Interstellar/Verdant Social Arc have no meaningful interest in carrying the torch of the revolution beyond paying lip service to "The Pillars," and the 4th Column/NHF are entire parties in centcomm filled with people we'd have shot during the revolution, so beyond answering calls this is probably going to be a place for me to argue politics and tell old cowboy stories. Its a mean world out there. Look out for yourselves, and may God keep you as you do. [Samson]
Dark. Wet. Drink deep, and descend
...The fuck?-J
Ya'll wouldn't happen to have a conversion for the GMS shotgun to accept Daisy Cutter rounds? If not could I could like under barrel mounting rails to put a Daisy Cutter as an underslung? I wanna give it to our artilery guy as a gift, lil extra CQB never hurt
》 Tashanya Bast
Huh....Well let me pull some stuff up and i'll get back to you....-J
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Alright so, depends on your technical ability. Unfortunately we don't do conversions, but should be possible-J
I know enough to make stuff sorta kinda work, how much speed tape and glue are we looking at? or is this more of a needs a welding torch and strong hand type modification.
The second one probably, But I am obligated to inform you that modifying your GMS prints is not recommended-J
The normal warranty voiding or is this a getting hit by fines? either or way send the details cause uhhh Gene is getting his shotty for his hoty of Barbarossa for his birthday.
if there are any fines bill them to the Union ship Rio Grande 7th Hour Squad leader Raymus
You just can't blame us if the thing explodes on you or something.-J
Ya'll wouldn't happen to have a conversion for the GMS shotgun to accept Daisy Cutter rounds? If not could I could like under barrel mounting rails to put a Daisy Cutter as an underslung? I wanna give it to our artilery guy as a gift, lil extra CQB never hurt
》 Tashanya Bast
Huh....Well let me pull some stuff up and i'll get back to you....-J
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Alright so, depends on your technical ability. Unfortunately we don't do conversions, but should be possible-J
I know enough to make stuff sorta kinda work, how much speed tape and glue are we looking at? or is this more of a needs a welding torch and strong hand type modification.
The second one probably, But I am obligated to inform you that modifying your GMS prints is not recommended-J
Ya'll wouldn't happen to have a conversion for the GMS shotgun to accept Daisy Cutter rounds? If not could I could like under barrel mounting rails to put a Daisy Cutter as an underslung? I wanna give it to our artilery guy as a gift, lil extra CQB never hurt
》 Tashanya Bast
Huh....Well let me pull some stuff up and i'll get back to you....-J
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Alright so, depends on your technical ability. Unfortunately we don't do conversions, but should be possible-J
HELLO [USER HERE]! ARE ALL OF YOUR UTOPIAN PILLARS MET?
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I'd say so.
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Why did it send a message to me?...Answer seems pretty obvious...-J
I dunno. Funny thing to ask me of all people, but reminders are always good.
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Yeah fair...Uh...You keep it up I guess.-J
HELLO [USER HERE]! ARE ALL OF YOUR UTOPIAN PILLARS MET?
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I'd say so.
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Why did it send a message to me?...Answer seems pretty obvious...-J
Greetings!
Reaching out on behalf of NMU Committee for Interstellar Trade and Corporate Regulation , I wish to inform the GMS helpline of a violation discovered by our technicians within the HA “Testudo” line of Armored Personell Carriers, specifically the Maquerena produced patterns from what we can tell.
The GMS universal port line mounted under the steering column, while shaped to specification and equipped with the correct number of pins (as opposed to the recently recalled SSC Olindias scouting drone), the placement of the port means that in-line cabling from the plug will brush against the dashboard paneling when the column is turned, while HA manufactured cables that extend perpendicular to the plugs direction are unaffected.
In certain situations such as rough terrain further disturbing the vehicle, this can lead to unintended severance of the connection.
As the steering override is a mandated safety feature in RPV capable military craft (IPS-N vs. Sullivan, 4233u) a failure to allow non HA-equipped personell such as rescuers to operate the equipment presents a clear anticompetitive design measure on behalf of Harrison Armory, which, when occurring on GMS mandated connection points also violates UEB vs. SSC, 5003u, and presents a clear case for a recall order on the affected HA-APC-DLSP-3 “Testudo” line, to be enacted by the UEB.
I trust that any potentially affected vehicles will be removed from active duty to be inspected by independent personnel for verification.
LOGGING REQUEST....IT WILL BE TENDED TO AT THE SOONEST POSSIBLE CONVINENCE...
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HELLO [USER HERE]! ARE ALL OF YOUR UTOPIAN PILLARS MET?
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Uhhhh seein' how I live on the Tenacity right now and CORSAIR is havin' a... touch of strained negotiations with yer people... I don't know how smart it is for me ta go into detail?
Uh... I think so?
WONDERFUL. THAT IS ALL.
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