[witchettygrub]

You know how people always say “I was built for something bigger than this, for something more than this.”?

I actually think I’m the opposite. I don’t think I was meant for something bigger. I was meant for something less. Not in a bad way. Just not in a grind my life away type of way.

I think I was made for lazy mornings and cozy cups of tea with good books. For taking life in slowly and stopping to smell the flowers and seeing magic in the mundane. For appreciating a good meal and taking the time to make it. For embracing the every day.

I don’t think I was made for grinding for the future, for hustling to save money, for the next big promotion or the next big job. That life doesn’t excite me. I don’t want fast paced. I want meaningful. I want to appreciate every day. I want intentional gratitude and happiness.

[tolerance]

[tomboyjessie13]

The one time I agree with an AI Overview

[stufflikethathere]

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

[unhappy-sometimes]

when i was a kid, a new family moved into our neighborhood. my parents wanted to welcome them, so my dad made a bowl of salsa and went over with my mom to introduce themselves. the husband of the new family was very excited when he got the salsa—he was a professional chef and as such no one ever made food for him because they always assumed he’d think it was bad, just because he was a good cook.

the moral of the story: give your artist friends art! give your writing friends writing! and give your chef friends food! even if they’re “better” at it than you. i can assure you that they’ll love it regardless because it came from you.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[0rt0l4n]

pussy so good it got him googling "can you have a healthy relationship with a bpd partner"

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

[chavisory]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i like when my partner uses speech to text because it can't parse his accent

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[skellydun]

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

[dorothylarouge]

[schlarklezyaoi]

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

[redstonedust]

just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."