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[badjokesbyjeff]

Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?

Me: oh, that was when I went to Yale

Interviewer: Amazing, you are hired!

Me: hurray! I got a Yob!

[simminglife-periodpooh]

LMFAOOOOO

[lilmamabeyellin]

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[uniquebasecbitch]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kingjinxii]

[coughloop]

HUH

[moonsyrups]

my babiest boy

[bratsims]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[uniquebasecbitch]

Looking for ts4 simumblr to follow

[lilmamabeyellin]

[lilmamabeyellin]

[eclecticonlinegrimoire]

💓❤💋💐💌💐💋❤💓

Emoji spell to bring luck to your romantic love life; help increase the chance of your crush returning your feeling ect.

[oakensky]

Oaksim’s Zest Square (sfs)

this is a build request for @simmerberlin​, she offered a bunch of different build ideas! i got inspired and created this square with three shops; a record store, a wedding boutique and a grocery store, a container cafe and four apartment shells for your sims to live in. 

20x30 lot, retail

packs required: city living / get to work / get together / cats & dogs / vampires / dine out / spa day / parenthood / 

CC: windows x, x, x, door x, x, walls x, x, grocery store set, wedding boutique set, record store set, vinyls x, x, record player x, x, speaker, posters x, x, x, x, x, plants x, x, x, food clutter, books x, x, polaroids x, x, lamp, rug, dumpster & storage, liberated street deco, bus stop

TOU: don’t reupload or claim as yours!

if you end up using any of my builds, i’d love to see them so @ me or tag me!

if you enjoy my builds, you can buy me coffee!

[intramoon]

SYNTHETIC EFFECTS PACK by intramoon 1K follower gift for you!

It’s taken a while but I’ve finally finished, SYNTHETIC: an effects pack inspired by synth-wave, VHS tapes, and other retro effects! Thank you so much for your help through out the whole creation process, I couldn’t have finished it with out the assistance of all the people of follow me. I wanted a gift that shows how grateful I am for every single one of you! I hope this does the trick! ily guys! ♡

+ Synthetic ReShade for 3.0.8

+ created with ReShade version 3.0.8 + intended for night screenshots/photos with city lights; has a bokeh style background blur (turn off edge smoothing) and saturated neon light effects + to remove the blue color adjustments toggle OFF Color Matrix & Film Pass + key commands; MXAO: caps lock, Film Pass: keyboard 5, Color Matrix: keyboard 6

📁 DOWNLOAD: SFS or MF

+ Synthetic Photoshop Actions

+ 8 different styled actions, with a total of 17 actions + effects include; 2 color adjustments, 3 VHS 3D actions, 3 traditional 3D actions, 3 photo distortions, 2 photo smears, 2 screen overlays, and 2 noise actions + majority are not destructive and adjustable + created with Adobe Photoshop 2017 + PHOTOSHOP ACTION PREVIEWS 

📁 DOWNLOAD: SFS or MF

+ Synthetic Textures

+ 3 dust textures inspired by vintage photos + 2000px width, .png files and .jpeg files

📁 DOWNLOAD: SFS or MF

ALT DOWNLOAD (Patreon, always free!)

[anxietydaddy]

Me after tumblr blocks adult content