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[nailyourcoffins]

IT'S TODAY...

Vote Arthur Cervero for @sexy-people-contests-2026 and get your own special badge!

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[agfgoth3]

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[jayalaw]

This is as bad as smooth sharks lol

[itsthescienceside]

Guys, you’re all wrong. I’m the science side of tumblr and I have real siciene to say. The finger wouldn’t block the bullet. It wouldn’t have to. the air pressure in that barrel will hold the bullet back as long as the finger clogs one side. The rest of that gas would go into the blowback mechanism and push the slide back, releasing all the rest of the pressure. As long as you have the finger strength to rack the gun, all that gas will just escape out the ejection port and you’ll be fine!

[dosshie]

just wanna #mention here how it's interesting that arthur cervero is competing agaisnt bill cipher in the tumblr sexyman contest... you all know who has a bill cipher tattoo, right?

freaking cellbit. now, i'm not saying he bribed the sexy-people-contests-2026 admin, but it's a hell of a coincidence that the character who he has made suffer the longest in this entire TTRPG is competing against a character from a media he very much loves and is one of the OG tumblr sexymen, basically a GOD next to a mere mortal...

ordem fans can already see the parallels. this is NOT about arthur vs. howl vs. bill cipher. it's arthur vs. the monster he always fights against. the ga(y)me master responsible for all his suffering. he has persevered for countless fights already, he SHALL persevere this time too. i believe in him. i believe in us.

we must not let the triangle fuck win. a win for bill is a win for cellbit. on june 1st, vote arthur cervero.

image translation: "He doesn't have family. He doesn't have mental health. He doesn't have happines. But he has the people!"

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[idontknowanametouse]

Tumblr sexyman tournament is coming, and an obscure character very dear to me is in it. Unfortunately, he will face a powerhouse in the first match... but I will not give up!

And that is why I did this presentation for you, Howl fans. Let's make an alliance against an evil triangle out there.

@sexy-people-contests-2026 some piece of propaganda.

[miscellaneousritual]

It is the Ordem Paranormal fandom's first year being represented in the Tumblr Sexyman Competition ( @sexy-people-contests-2026 )!! And we ask you tumblr masses to help our representative Arthur Cervero win against Bill Cipher! Second place to Howl of Howl's Moving Castle will be an honor.

Ordemblr also extends an alliance to all other niche fandoms! Divided, we are few! Together, we are many!

Vote Arthur Cervero for Tumblr Sexyman 2026!!!

Furthur propaganda found here!

A guide to ordem paranormal found here!

[imjunebitch]

[snail-fever]

a story about grief

song: world spins madly on by the weepies

[snail-fever]

a story about grief

song: world spins madly on by the weepies

[nekohooch]

[demilypyro]

you have to understand. I remember being 19 and crying to myself in the living room because I was playing Persona 5 and I couldn't stop thinking about how I'd never be a cute gamer girl like Futaba Sakura. top 5 most pathetic moments of my life probably. I saw the life I desired and my eyes burned from its brightness. but I just realized. I'm turning 29 this year. and now I have D cups and I play videogames for a living and also I wear glasses and big jackets now. is it possible that I've won. Futaba do you see me

[roses-luckride-art]

I like to think Futaba sees you

[neflil]

[ Fallen Star ]

i finished endwalkers

endwalkers was good

[datcravat]

remade an old WIP from 2021

[kaiifolio]

the wind will always welcome you home, so come— rest your weary wings 🕊️🍃

[nights-at-crystarium]

when Azem comes back after 2 months of adventures

[bobabeez]

Played the KuloNiku Demo, its good fun. Stellas design just tickled my fancy so i had to draw some fanart of her.