MFW my memory is a garbage fire
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$LAYYYTER

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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MFW my memory is a garbage fire
Lapis, who was made to record and repeat anything spoken to her for thousands of years.
And Peridot, who was conditioned to record and report everything she did
Coming together and learning together how to live and create instead of just passively record
@authenticdream7 MY HEART
DUDE
@aquestforpeace
sci-fi episodes i want:
ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.
universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures
viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers
space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so
@mrmyu
reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
she is so FAKE
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
Today I was hurt.
I lashed out because of it.
Nothing is okay.
I just really wanna be cuddled right now.
I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
I'm a gender nightmare
Brain mix #adhd #actuallyadhd
New haircut look 😘
🌩⛈v cute thunderstorm⛈🌩
star trek tng + wonderwall
BLADE RUNNER / 1982 / RIDLEY SCOTT
It was so hot today.
What’s going on here exactly??
southern gothic