clusterfuck central

ask me about my lobotomy!

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[kosmogrl]

[heyitsphoenixx]

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

[kosmogrl]

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[revivivivify]

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now