// Pkmn irl blog for an unusual... person? Unreality warning, possibly more than usual pkmn blogs bc of the alien theme. Lmk if/when I should tag things.
Team Rocket Directive: Tech, Paranormal Studies, UFO Investigation, Intelligence on Potential Team Threats, Recruitment.
Mutual protection via Team Rocket membership = logical method of survival. Will discuss such with any interested party similarly vulnerable, void of directions, entities which will benefit from joining us.
Ability to interpret signals and symbols utilized by many extraterrestrial Pokemon. Will answer queries pertaining to such beings. However, communication possibly difficult. Common descriptors towards Antares process of communication = robotic, cryptic, unnerving.
: Pory_pory. Okay my turn!!!! / THIS IS THE GREAT PORYGON V, RAINBOW!!! / HANDED ALL OF THE INTERNET IN THEIR PALM BY ROCKET / I SHALL COME TO RULE EVERY PUNY HUMAN ON THIS WEBSITE UNDER MY DIGITAL PRESENCE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! :
: Pory_pory_pory. Oh yeah, pory, and it's they/them btw. pory. / I'm a couple months old, not sure why every Porygon isn't doing crime stuff at my age, I'm having so much fun!!! :] / AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOOK ON AND DESPAIR, HUMANS!!! / Pory_pory, pory. :
Rainbow possesses strange traits relative to provided upgrade. Generally domination over websites and humanity ≠ our goal.
Long live Team Rocket.
// ooc under cut!
Redid the intro because of some retcons, the addition of Rainbow, and to generally be more mysterious and have a bit of a new approach to this blog :3
Potential content warnings!!! Themes of mild horror, mind control, child endangerment (this kid is around a lot of crime and other not so great stuff), glitches (as in digital horror aesthetics, though I'm not completely ruling out glitch pokemon existing for this blog), and likely some high-stakes stuff. This could be more paranoia inducing than the average Pokemon unreality blog (from my understanding). Nothing super graphic but if you need to, block the tag "Ident: Antares" and "Ident: Rainbow" for their posts and check out some of my blogs without that stuff in them, @silver-crowned-riders and @starblessed-blasterz! Let me know if I should be tagging something I'm not.
Absolutely zero proshippers, I'm usually lenient or more specific but especially with RP and these kid characters I don't want that edit 2026 i don't care anymore lmao. Yall can control yourselves
Don't take everything Antares says for granted. There's definitely some sketchy stuff going on with it. It's generally gonna doubt the veracity of legendary blogs but that's just an ic thing. Antares doesn't really initiate conversations much, so don't be afraid to send asks!! It's just a part of her character, I still want to use her! :) Feel free to try to change her mind or just vent your character's Rocket hatred
I recommend looking through the different tags on posts, there are mystery elements to the blog
Past arcs and other tags: Porygon V Arc, Halloween, Humor Identification
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
Interesting!! I've never really levelled up past a base level Grunt anywhere other than Plasma where I became a Knight. What is it like being a higher up worker in Rocket??
"Higher up" not accurate either. Higher ups = Admins. Antares role = more specialized and important, however. More knowledge of Rocket inner workings and plans is granted. Allowed to conduct secretive operations which grunts are not trusted with. In direct contact with admins more often.
...Maybe will allow addressing Antares as "higher up" should actual higher-ups not take offense. Creates confidence.
This is unusual. Typical curiosity towards Antares = directed towards speech patterns and "eerie vibes" or attempting to refute beliefs and loyalty, rather than daily activities.
Suggestion: Begin new posting thread for discussion. Can explain concepts without the presence of dissent and expletives from third party.
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
Interesting!! I've never really levelled up past a base level Grunt anywhere other than Plasma where I became a Knight. What is it like being a higher up worker in Rocket??
"Higher up" not accurate either. Higher ups = Admins. Antares role = more specialized and important, however. More knowledge of Rocket inner workings and plans is granted. Allowed to conduct secretive operations which grunts are not trusted with. In direct contact with admins more often.
...Maybe will allow addressing Antares as "higher up" should actual higher-ups not take offense. Creates confidence.
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
Interesting!! I've never really levelled up past a base level Grunt anywhere other than Plasma where I became a Knight. What is it like being a higher up worker in Rocket??
"Higher up" not accurate either. Higher ups = Admins. Antares role = more specialized and important, however. More knowledge of Rocket inner workings and plans is granted. Allowed to conduct secretive operations which grunts are not trusted with. In direct contact with admins more often.
...Maybe will allow addressing Antares as "higher up" should actual higher-ups not take offense. Creates confidence.
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
. Fuck. I miss Team Rocket. I actually. Miss Team Rocket. Not just Kira but. Not having to do all of this. Not having to make these choices. Just unaware. And happy
Concerning post found: Appears to be an article of anti-Rocket propaganda. Computer Generated Imagery of Team Rocket member James being severely injured. Here is the link to the offending article: https://www.tumblr.com/unit-antares/811914710142304256?source=share
Query: Suggested course of action?
- @unit-antares
We need to save my twink from this slander. Rebloging art of him blushing stat!
hi to all Team Rocket grunts who are bored ☀ PLEASE DON'T SEND THE ADMINS IN CHARGE OF YOUR MISSIONS 67 EMAILS ❣️ FOR EVERY "I STOLE 67 POKEMON!" ANNOUNCEMENT WE WILL START DEMANDING YOU STEAL 67 MORE. 😋 have a good one,
Answer is not fully known. Presenting theories: Many missing variables in regards to past. Lacking memories which leads most others to form personalities. Robotic style of speech most efficient to base speech from. Interest in robotics and technology may also contribute to this preference.
It is also possible that Antares is a "beep boop wobot" (sic.). Unlikely given need to consume food and water, but still a potential theory.
