Get me out of Iowa

my life is slowly falling apart and I don't care ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[poreless]

siri is isis spelled backwards!

[lindsaychrist]

[hometowncelebrity]

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

[poreless]

[julianalfombra-deactivated20170]

[fluffylonghair]

Who…who won?

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[vam-van]

[littlewhitely]

*salivates profusely* 

[roflandtroll]

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

[eroscestlavie]

these FUCKING ads omfgdkjhjkfdg 

[greedyforlove]

Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[knowyournewmeme]

tumblr users real-social-justice-alton-brown and bonanzafan9 have been harassing me on the fallout 3 nexus over my mods

yeah alright, I made a mod that makes you have a huge boobs and you die if you ever stop moving whatever

[gddr6]

What’s your mod called

[knowyournewmeme]

big ol gourds and you die if you stop moving mod

[unitedbitchesofamerica]

attractive person: looks don't matter!

me, an ugly: *can't make friends*, *can't get into relationships*, *is second choice for everything*, *can't get away with most outfits*, *can't take pictures featuring myself*, *has severe trust issues over anyone seemingly liking me* ok

[mourgant]

monday sept. 26th presidential debate recaps 

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

Soda good

[les-claypool-deactivated2017110]

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

[dauntlesse-deactivated20191126]

sorry but no im gonna worship florence and batman and my favorite harry potter characters and all my other inspirations until i draw my last breath

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

I’m gonna drink a soda

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Can I Have some?

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

Here. Take some!

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

My soda.. my soda! My… soda…

Thirsty…

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Shit I’ma Sorry, here you go

[princess-mononoke]

[shameshack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the actual post will kill you if you look directly at it

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[cat-memes-only]

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me: