I could write it better than you ever felt it

[vuruncaherseycalisir]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by LindsayAteKirby)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[oceansoulsamerica]

On this day in Nightwish history: May 8th, 2000; the Wishmaster album turns 15 years old today! Crank up your copy of the album at full blast and rock out to all the classic tunes!

To commemorate the occasion in our own special way, here is a funny video of the “misheard lyrics” of the title track, which if you have not seen before, you are in for a treat! Enjoy!

[supernaturalisadrug]

Titanic movie set

How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

Jurassic Park, 1993 

The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

[crumpte]

why does voldy have a nose

[winch-esters]

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

i expected a little more dedication s’all

[plnts-deactivated20150108]

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

[oomshi]

this can be taken two ways

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

when you paying for dinner and she don’t finish her plate

[ecm27-deactivated20150524]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[thursday]

[richardcreech]

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

[ridleydaisy]

[unitedobamanations]

There is someonethat I always wanted to meet.

[queenscerseis-blog]

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

[justbrosthings]

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.