Titles are stupid

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[gardenoffish]

Plot twist but Jolene in dolly Parton’s Jolene is love with her doesn’t want a thing to do with the man

[gardenoffish]

Dolly: please don’t take my man

Jolene, stops gayly pouring two glasses of wine: your what?

[whisperofvintage]

[mxnrique]

snl is becoming more and more self written every week.

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Jessica Chastain scalped everyone

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[pastel-pwussy]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[meadowsandrainbows-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[mralexander904]

😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[betterthankanyebitch]

willsmith: I’ve been wanting to get on this FOREVER!! You Smashed this one, Jaden!

[fenrisranger]

[cat-boy-tits]

And my heart

[rudyskatopianiii]

Epic is the grossest understatement.

[fiveundyibdyjvyk]

Cause this needs to be on my page

[soupnomancy]

idk what this is but I hope she crushes me

[cisnowflake]

Holy shit

[prozdvoices]

social media feeds

[lynati]

@staff   Just a quick reminder of why we all turned off that feature to the best of our ability.

[artwoonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[marvel-unofficial]

t’challa is a true bro

[ayellowbirds]

these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Steve: Black Panther, how did it happen

T’challa: 

[chaos-and-cookies]

They’re the only 2 avengers with siblings ofc they aint sayin shit

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[storybookplotholes]

God wants us to shake the stick at them.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

And pat the moose!

[catsuggest]

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

[ballsballsbowls]

[curlsaplenty]

That isn’t even Sookie?

[monkeysaysficus]

That’s why we don’t recognize her

[followthebluebell]

I got catcalled today

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

[rebelmeg]

The only acceptable catcalling.

[marisatomay]

mmm the most Unrealistic part of spiderman: homecoming was peter parker having his phone’s volume up so high like uhhhh hate to break it to you marvel but no one under the age of 25 has had their phone on anything other than vibrate/silent since 2010

[losingmymindtonight]

I actually have no idea what my ringtone is because my phone has never been off vibrate no lie

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[90377]

Rothirsch - red deer - Cervus elaphus by Olaf Kerber

[plutomeetsgenius]

You saw the god of the forest and you took pictures?