Don't Mind Me

Bryan. Male. San Diego, CA. Curator of silly jokes and collector of Stories. I hope we can be friends.

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Night changes many thoughts. Sleep, Eowyn. Sleep while you can.

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I-is that….

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This is a nightmare.

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just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

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criminal minds: gives me this scene

me: (My longest yeah boy ever)

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“In a hundred years of movies, homosexuality has only rarely been depicted on the screen. When it did appear, it was there as something to laugh at, or something to pity, or even something to fear. These were fleeting images, but they were unforgettable, and they left a lasting legacy. Hollywood, that great maker of myths, taught straight people what to think about gay people… and gay people what to think about themselves.” (The Celluloid Closet, 1996)

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The sound of cute puppies hydrating

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WATCH: Timothy Olyphant’s Masterclass On Stage Vs. Screen Acting

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Well then

[sophiamcdougall]

The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months

When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman

Spoiler: they made a pact never to argue and took self-imposed time-outs when they lapsed. One broke his leg and they cared for him so well it healed perfectly. They planted a vegetable garden and kept their spirits up singing along to a guitar they fashioned from driftwood and a coconut shell. (Article is weirdly focused on the white guy who rescued them, though.)

[jenniferrpovey]

The point of Lord of the Flies is not “Humans do terrible things without laws”

It’s “We’re raising our boys to be little terrors, why don’t we stop.”

[jaxtronaut]

Most works of fiction like Lord of the Flies, Heart of Darkness, Far Cry 3, etc. are misinterpreted to mean “human beings are intrinsically evil and will go wild without the laws of society to keep them in check” when the real message is more along the lines of “privileged white men are out of touch and often have unresolved anger issues, so when they are removed from their comfortable ‘civilized’ world, they turn into helpless, emotionally stunted animals ruled entirely by their id”

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

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Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

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certified iconic post

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I am loving the notes section

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since this is making rounds again I want you to remember the most important reply

[notoriousmasc]

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

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video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”

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me, looking back on it all:

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Presented without comment.

[thegrabowskis]

RedLetterMedia + Onion Headlines part 2: Electric Boogaloo (part 1)

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essays on self - (1) // (2) The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles {1969} // (3) Writers and Lovers by Lily King {2020} // (4) Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca // (5) On earth we’re breifly gorgeous by Ocean Vuong {2019} // (6) The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa {1982} // (8) //