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22 | Supposedly haunting the narrative | Big fan of clouds and their siren call

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

[universal-cloud-connoisseur]

I love how tea can smell entirely different to its taste. I love brewing up a good green tea and the whole room fills with the smell of lawn clippings #mylawnclippings

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[poketfriend-blog]

Qifrey was about to go full on ballistic on Engendale before realising that Coco's still alive. The old man didn't know that he just dodged a huge bullet.

[universal-cloud-connoisseur]

when all is lost and you feel no derived joy from the food you eat the solution really is to put a potato in that THANG

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[escuerzoresucitado]

[universal-cloud-connoisseur]

Having a debate with my boyfriend about whether bikini bottom resides in an absolute or constitutional monarchy. Cause on one hand we have King Neptune, but on the other there is a canonical mayor of bikini bottom. So it's really a question on whether the mayor is democratically elected.

Delightfully, trying to look up whether there is a Spongebob SquarePants episode featuring an election has led me to discover a series of parody accounts dedicated to role playing bikini bottom politics. This leads to the following absolute banger:

[universal-cloud-connoisseur]

Oh. okay sure

[bloodfreezer]

[universal-cloud-connoisseur]

Having a debate with my boyfriend about whether bikini bottom resides in an absolute or constitutional monarchy. Cause on one hand we have King Neptune, but on the other there is a canonical mayor of bikini bottom. So it's really a question on whether the mayor is democratically elected.

Delightfully, trying to look up whether there is a Spongebob SquarePants episode featuring an election has led me to discover a series of parody accounts dedicated to role playing bikini bottom politics. This leads to the following absolute banger:

[aggot]

do NOT save my payment information. entering all that shit manually is the pre-penance i pay for making a transaction.

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[sagasolejma]

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[rigormortem]

When someone answers your ask privately it feels like this