The Boy King

nemo. | 24. | he/they. hedonism enjoyer.

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[from-space-or-something]

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[apjvff]

new religion: have a good time

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[akashicrecord]

Any kink-friendly nursing homes I can leave my aunt to die in? With little or no paperwork?

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[dogpuppy]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[sodomygf]

i am am empathetic person i am good i am kind i am sweet i do not rage i do not rage i do not rage i am RAGELESS

[blueskittlesart]

living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”

[leolaroot]

im by no means charismatic i just have large breasts and willingness to show them to anybunny on earth. last night i referenced and then had to explain slutweed to a girl who is not on tumblr. and she still told me how badly she wants to fuck me.