The Boy King

nemo. | 24. | he/they. hedonism enjoyer.

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[swagophile]

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[toomuchtimelost]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[my-dailydreams]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[bastard-snom]

What the fuck is a Mormon.

[lakevida]

if only there were some manner of fantastical contraption able to pluck information right down from the sky like so many ripe apples but alas!

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[filmphotofranz]

[bruzum]

[3000s]

true

[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[sodomygf]

took an edible and these things. whew! pretty intense, am i right?