[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Surely Pliny the Elder had something to say about vibes

[curesforwritersblock]

oh my god what have i done

[curesforwritersblock]

it’s getting worse

[curesforwritersblock]

make it s t o p

[wellithoughtitwasprettyfunny]

February 28, 2013 / Chelsea, NY

[mournfulroses]

big “why am I not living in an ancient medieval castle” energy

[anastasianaxx]

[theweirdwideweb]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[hype]

[heartbreakclubs]

[6xtress-deactivated20190114]

[finalfantasyvii]

[phobias]

but mom these tears moisturise my face

[kaijuno]

[grimreaperman]

[messengershooter-deactivated202]

.pdf (poison dart frog)

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies