[universalgrrrl]

My car insurance is going up by $30 even though I have a 97/100 safe driving score via Geico so I called Progressive for a quote and they quoted me……

$8 less than Geico

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Gumby Adventures | Pokey a La Mode | 1988

[64mpg]

sometimes a blog will follow you that makes you go well i’m not so sure i even want that person to know who i am

[universalgrrrl]

I don’t think we talk enough about how Robert Pattinson is ugly

[universalgrrrl]

Today my new coworker messaged me asking if I could help her with work related things and I said no because I don’t work until my contract starts

[universalgrrrl]

Sent my friend a screenshot of a text exchange argument to get his opinion and all he says is, “You’re listening to Yeezus at a time like this?”

[universalgrrrl]

Hey guys happy Sunday! I want to die

[universalgrrrl]

You guys ever eat a sandwich and get crumbs in your cleavage?

[universalgrrrl]

[universalgrrrl]

When Akon said he’s trying to find the words without being disrespectful and the best he can do is Sexy Bitch

[universalgrrrl]

No one pisses me off quite like my cherished and irreplaceable loved ones

[universalgrrrl]

Being a school nurse is the silliest job in the medical profession. You’re telling me you went to nursing school just so you could find yourself calling Nevaeh’s mom on a Wednesday at 9:00 AM to tell her her daughter swallowed a leaf by accident?

[universalgrrrl]

I’ve had the stomach flu for like 4 days so I’ve been eating super bland and easy to digest foods for that reason but I literally puke no matter what so at this point I’m going to get chicken nuggets cause if I’m going to throw it up anyway I should at least semi enjoy it going down

[universalgrrrl]

I’m absolutely baffled there are so many people out there who can’t comprehend what they read. Literally what is your brain doing while reading if not comprehending???

[universalgrrrl]

Tomorrow is the last day of my 7th (!!???!!!??) school year

[universalgrrrl]

As I get older I think about what kind of parent I would be and I struggle with the idea of telling my kid(s?) not to drink or do drugs when drinking and doing drugs was lowkey a pivotal part of my development

[universalgrrrl]

You know what’s fucked up? One day when you’re a kid you play kickball and it’s your last game and you don’t even know it yet