Get Paid Get Laid Get Gateraid

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[humorstar]

when someone you don’t like tries to make a joke

[memehumor]

Works every time

[memehumor]

Time flies huh

[sexemulators]

[peashooter85]

Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?

Megan

—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife

[realitytvshow]

“You guys are jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that I remind them of Beyonce”

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I like to think Beyoncé watched this live and will thank Tiffany when she meets her.

[nochillmemes]

I expected so much more.

[melonmemes]

Going first couldnt even save this trainwreck. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[shortvideosandstuff]

[bitchycode]

[autohaste]

“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

[citymod]

is that barb from stranger things

[realitytvshow]

[randomsplashes]

adam rippon is a gift to this world

[starbuckers]

[melonmemes]

North Korea getting ready for the winter olympics. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[jassythesassy]

[oozmart]