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Creepy, also.

Own this BCV Original.

[baseballcardvandals]

Deep down I’m deeply fuckable.

Own this BCV Original.

[corn-chan-deactivated20230623]

Sent this to my bf. Still as flat as ever

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i hate that i laughed so hard at this stupid fucking meme god damnit

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

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at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

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I helped!

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

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[fateofalexander]

Source: u/Kevinrealk on reddit

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[pukicho]

God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is

[parskis]

damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus

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